I've heard that The Life of Brian is about looking on a brighter side of life, and an artist I'm listening to said he watched it like 15 times to fight depression, but I don't see that at all, I just see some kind of weird bible comedy stuff...
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Ever since I got my own room and direct access to a bathroom just 3 steps behind me, I've been brushing my teeth more, 4 times more even, the activity is quite enjoyable, showering too.
i think i'm a c-sect baby, not sure about, i think i thought about this like twice or thrice but never remembered
Having a private room is dope cus I can be naked in my own room for the first time ever
Lesbians are confusing
Lesbians:
I'm consumed by the modern lifestyle, I feel the need to do something than just being myself, I feel the need to write because that is productive, if not, I feel like a bum, and today I felt great because I finished 2 tests and done writing entrance exam application. Tf, fuck this, I wish my grandparents (mother side) would take me to Quảng Ngãi and let my ass plow farms for a living.
Done with math test, expecting about 40/50 points but most likely 30
"You are hugging me so tight, my scales might hurt you."
"Fuck you too... Just shut up."
Nvm post nut clarity
Man, turning 18 is so fucking irretating
I spends 4 holiday days playing games and writing like 600 words and I already felt more disgusted at myself than ever
"Shut up and hold me tight, Desmond... If you don't, I might fly away up into hell."
575 descriptive words before two dialogues of one-liners
They must have made at least 20 steps a second, and for three people, every time I would begin to start thinking with my brain, a bombardment of horrific sounds of hell would leaked through the gaps of my hands and get into my ears, killing me inside out painfully.
My superpower is to write sentences that sounds complicated and sophisticated but actually just plain wrong and stupid:
"Next thing that happened was me, getting a sharp cut on my cheek, I got whiplashed, by not a whip or a stray bullet, per se, but rather from the wind, merely from the speed of whom was carrying me; Omen."
First I got a dead cat lore
Now I got a possibly dead wife lore
My autobiography's gonna be lit
The stone you cast upon me will be use to forge my messiah, my heaven, my eden, my valhalla
I am finally, romantically taken, probably forever. I mean it.
I just got peak childhood love lore
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