It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's a
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How to insult an undead:
"Talk with me after you get a heartbeat."
Don’t be shocked by the tone of my voice?
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice?
Bald_Russian_Boi.
Getting a haircut tomorrow, tempted to go full bald for no reason.
What the fuck is going on with all this poyo stuff?
Poyo
simple_russian_boy -> srb -> serbia -> erbias -> e!
From henceforth I shall call you e!
Forgot my other pair of glasses at work. Fuck.
I overslept and now I have to do a shitload of things in only four hours.
h a l p
Carrots. ?
I need either a hug or a punch in the jaw. One of the two.
I have brought 20 eggs to work.
Used 10 eggs to make a cheese omelette. Another 5 went into muffins.
Is there anything better than ice cream at three in the morning?
A healthy sleep schedule.
I find myself in possession of 180 eggs. Da fuck should I do with them?
After two weeks I can finally go home and sleep in my own bed.
To make you feel cute again
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it rains vodka with cinnamon, infant marrow and cocaine
No longer feeling cute.
Note for the future: do not drink sus silver water from North Korea.
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