After two weeks I can finally go home and sleep in my own bed. 
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To make you feel cute again
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it rains vodka with cinnamon, infant marrow and cocaine
No longer feeling cute.
Note for the future: do not drink sus silver water from North Korea.
UwU
Feeling cute today.
Even the blood on the soles of my feet can't make this day bad.
Black tea with pink grapefruit and lychee
Remembering how I almost got a place as a character in yaoi "manga". It was a strange time.
Over
Four men are riding in a compartment. One suggested:
"Let's guess who has what last name. My last name is simple, it comes from a beautiful bird from folk tales."
Another says:
"My last name is also simple, it comes from a small gray eared animal from folk tales."
For some reason, I'm thinking about that time when an airsoft grenade exploded near my face one day. Still got a smol scar near my eye from that.
Fun times.
Teach me how to curse at a Russian princess.
@Anon2024 @BernKatstel see? It's not witches that get stitches
Finally. There are no more stitches on my face.
It's +15 degrees outside and there's still unmelted snow in some places.
I sneezed. Say bless you
Mmm. Painkillers. Tasty.
Nun
I came at exactly 00:00
Pss, me have secret for u this sprite bottol have funni serial number, 123678900, me think you like
The stiches on my face are annoying me and I have no one to complain to. -
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