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Black tea with pink grapefruit and lychee
Remembering how I almost got a place as a character in yaoi "manga". It was a strange time.
Over
Four men are riding in a compartment. One suggested:
"Let's guess who has what last name. My last name is simple, it comes from a beautiful bird from folk tales."
Another says:
"My last name is also simple, it comes from a small gray eared animal from folk tales."
For some reason, I'm thinking about that time when an airsoft grenade exploded near my face one day. Still got a smol scar near my eye from that.
Fun times.
Teach me how to curse at a Russian princess.
@Anon2024 @BernKatstel see? It's not witches that get stitches
Finally. There are no more stitches on my face.
It's +15 degrees outside and there's still unmelted snow in some places.
I sneezed. Say bless you
Mmm. Painkillers. Tasty.
Nun
I came at exactly 00:00
Pss, me have secret for u this sprite bottol have funni serial number, 123678900, me think you like
The stiches on my face are annoying me and I have no one to complain to.
Another thing my sister and I send to eachother periodically:
"Cock and ball torture"
"Why?"
"Ы"
I do not know who started it (me) but we still do it to this day.
I shaved
Every morning, depending on who wakes up first, my sister and I send each other the same messages. It's not "love you" or "good morning" It's something else:
"Has the suffering started?"
"Da."
@Nahrenne really got ya. Smitten much? LOL! (Teasing) -
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