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A little further down the hall from the room where I currently live, there is a wooden border post. It's taller than me. Just standing there. Menacingly.
Biting people when you're losing an argument is the perfect counterargument. Try to convince me otherwise.
I look at my hoard of things from different fandoms and think: damn, it's so dusty.
The Soviet Union. A judge walks out of the courtroom and laughs. Someone asked him what he was laughing at, and he replied that he had heard a funny joke.
"Tell me."
"Can't, I just gave 10 years for it."
Ehem. I remembered something else and again, I refuse to suffer alone.
No matter how your tongue lies in your mouth, it will be uncomfortable. Also, you can feel your own teeth with your tongue.
"Comrade Ensign, why are you drinking vodka?"
"Because it's liquid. If it was solid, I would chew it."
For the second week now, I've been walking around tired as a dog. Three people quit their jobs and we were overwhelmed with the work that remained after their departure. Not cool.
Since I've run out of Russian ditties, I'll switch to sayings.
Like a sleeve sewn to a pussy - it means that something is completely unnecessary. Else you could say like a fifth wheel to a car.
I had an inexplicable desire to forge a double-edged sword.
I do not know how to forge.
Why do people use shower gels with fruit scents? I have enough reasons to bite people on a good day, why give me another?
Two soldiers come to the commander of the unit with some kind of bottle. He looked and asked:
"And what is this?"
"Well, the vodka is kind of strange, Comrade commander."
He opened the bottle, sniffed, poured it into a glass, took a sip. He tasted it, finished his glass and said:
"It's just vodka, I can't see anything wrong with it."
"Comrade ensign also can't see anything after it."
I found another interesting chastushka!
Gladsome bird ain't care of nuthin'
Neither working nor regard.
It just peeps and tweets and chitters,
Little dickey, fucking tart!
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You've become handsome.
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Every time I catch a glance of your avi, I keep thinking you're like a Dubwool, or another goat pokemon.
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Then I remember you're the handy person.
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My last post on the site for this month at least. The army is waiting for no man.
Train is speeding from Tambov
Tailgate lights are on and off,
Girls aboard would - what the heck! -
Fuck their way through ticket check
Happy bday russian boi. No advice for anything, but if you ever go on a date don't ask her phone number until the last minute. -
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