One cat scratched my arm. The other bit my hand.
They love me
They love me
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I am currently reading a house construction agreement and... Well, read it for yourself:
"The parties undertake to resolve all disputes and disagreements that may arise under this agreement by fighting one-on-one with knives."
Today I woke up because my cat knocked at my door. Why does he do that? How does he do that?
Where did all these compliments come from? Are we spreading love on the forums?
Finally saw my cats. Now cat stis on near my window and looking at the road below.
The heating was turned off in the entire area - a pipe burst somewhere as far as we know.
I may be a Russian but it's cold...
A little further down the hall from the room where I currently live, there is a wooden border post. It's taller than me. Just standing there. Menacingly.
Biting people when you're losing an argument is the perfect counterargument. Try to convince me otherwise.
I look at my hoard of things from different fandoms and think: damn, it's so dusty.
The Soviet Union. A judge walks out of the courtroom and laughs. Someone asked him what he was laughing at, and he replied that he had heard a funny joke.
"Tell me."
"Can't, I just gave 10 years for it."
Ehem. I remembered something else and again, I refuse to suffer alone.
No matter how your tongue lies in your mouth, it will be uncomfortable. Also, you can feel your own teeth with your tongue.
"Comrade Ensign, why are you drinking vodka?"
"Because it's liquid. If it was solid, I would chew it."
For the second week now, I've been walking around tired as a dog. Three people quit their jobs and we were overwhelmed with the work that remained after their departure. Not cool.
Since I've run out of Russian ditties, I'll switch to sayings.
Like a sleeve sewn to a pussy - it means that something is completely unnecessary. Else you could say like a fifth wheel to a car.
I had an inexplicable desire to forge a double-edged sword.
I do not know how to forge.
Why do people use shower gels with fruit scents? I have enough reasons to bite people on a good day, why give me another? -
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