Found out recently that I am not the oldest of my siblings and that I actually have an older half-sister that I was never told about. My parents refuse to tell me who it is though so I probably will never know that we're related even if we meet.
I am what is considered a government sexual. To explain, it means that I wish to fuck the government in any way, shape, or form. Specifically by not paying taxes.
Why can't I eat the whole pie? Nothing is stopping me. I should just eat it. However, I have to do 10 pull-ups for each calorie consumed. Is it worth it? YES!


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