Madkins

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  Madkins

• 27 minutes ago

"So my advice in life when you be dating deities is
Always remember to be tender and find the peace in the Moment,
hold it close and miggity make the most of it
But when you go talkin about it don’t go be a boastin

Spoiler: Swear

bitch"

- Alex Frasco

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  Madkins

• Yesterday at 7:16 PM

After kissing all the frogs in the backyard looking for a prince, i realized we only have toads here. That might explain all the colors and the walls melting.

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  CinnaSloth

• Yesterday at 4:06 PM

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  Madkins

• Yesterday at 7:20 AM

Tonight, I sit here at a Dennys with my shredded shoe, by myself. Licking pennies and typing on my computer. The crowd stares at me like I'm a psycho or something as I place french fries in my beard for later.

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  Madkins

• Yesterday at 2:58 AM

Awww... I tore my shoe... I probably deserved that for something I've done lately. Damnit...

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  Eldoria

• Thursday at 11:17 PM

I leave you with this question before going offline: What's left for justice after the law dies?

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  Madkins

• Thursday at 7:35 PM

I know, you know, who this was meant for. I have to stop standing in the crossroads...

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Thursday at 5:41 PM

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Thursday at 10:08 AM

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Thursday at 8:20 AM

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  Madkins

• Thursday at 7:48 AM

So, follow my lead and do what I do.

Spoiler: Don't read

Snort a bunch of cocaine and run around nude. Jump in the gorilla encloser up at the zoo. Then show up blacked out to your work interview.

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  Madkins

• Thursday at 3:56 AM

Why in 2026 are there still superstitious people? How can you be completely logical and understand Thermodynamics and still end a sentence with "Because of a ghost/Alien." You'd think by now there was enough proof that there's no such thing. Scientists are more often than naught walking oxymorons. Ghost and aliens, neither exist in real life.

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  Madkins

• Wednesday at 8:19 PM

I've spent the last week making clones. Tons of them jammed into boxes. Approximately 110, give or take. Making clones isn't my job either, and I'm somehow the one that has to do it for all the other farmers. I should get paid for this...

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  Madkins

• Wednesday at 3:24 PM

Hump day, Let's play! The only part about it that makes me uncomfortable is when strangers stand over me whispering that as I wake up in the morning.

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  Madkins

• Tuesday at 10:18 PM

After learning of the existence of Pilk and Oreo Coke, I feel it's imperative I say this. In case no one's told you they love you today... Don't expect me to pick up their slack.

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  Madkins

• Tuesday at 5:14 PM

I've come to the conclusion that irrational fears are hard to find. I received answers from around 40 people. Only 2 made me go "Oh..." That or people are too scared to admit them to a random stranger, that's also a possibility. The rest seem legit as fears.

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  Madkins

• Tuesday at 4:07 PM

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others?
Gasoline, Propane, Paint, Glue.

I bet no one gets this, even AI can't help you here.

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  Madkins

• Tuesday at 12:12 AM

Mondays are so boring, I don't even want to say anything ridiculous.

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  Madkins

• Monday at 7:43 PM

I wonder sometimes. Which tastes better circles, squares, or triangles?

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  Madkins

• Monday at 5:27 AM

So, I've got

Projective Synesthesia in Music​

Yeah, have fun with that.