since everyone's saying a pickup line I would say one too.... my friend told me this one
Are you a bank? Cause you have my interest!
Are you a bank? Cause you have my interest!
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Hey pretty kitty, hope you haven't had your bath yet cause I'd like to take my time licking you clean all night. <3
Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out.
*gibs you some of the ice cream I made*
Sweetie, turns out our daughter @sleepandeatallday is an alien!
meow meow meow meoooow! Meow meow meow Meow, meow meow meooooow! MEOWWWWW! mew mew meow!
Waifie! Ask me a question too!
Mnh, what's or favorite flower?
Super meow!
Psssst, your FanFiction Banner "Schwarz" in your Signature isn't linked to the corresponding Fiction. It's linked to your Si Vis Pacem Fiction. 
Good Myoooning!
Good Meownings~.
An error I noticed in many fictions with an European medieval setting, knights were first and foremost a social caste! Not a profession!
Funnily, the zombie apocalypse genre must be one of the original American contributions to world literature, but it also tells much about the American psyche. -
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