[Ask a woman] New Age version

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  • No more period

    Votes: 11 84.6%

  • No wisdom teeth

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • No pregnancy (I lay eggs or cocoons now)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • More muscles (need to specify area)

    Votes: 1 7.7%

  • Other (specify in the comment)

    Votes: 1 7.7%
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CheertheSecond

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If the woman body can get an update patch, what would you prefer to have?
 
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Nevafrost said:
No more periods, no more pregnancy ig. Double kill. I don’t wanna get pregnant anyways, so why get cramps every month?
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Nah. You can't have everything. :3

Either frequent tummy cramps or 40 weeks of sufferings.
 
McPhoenixDavid

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CheertheSecond said:
If the woman body can get an update patch, what would you prefer to have?
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Stop aging after 18. And no periods.
Macha said:
Because in Soviet, Russia, women impregnate you.
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And they are so bad at it that the government has to take things in their hands by cutting off internet at night.
 
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What about giving birth without fertilisation (parthenogenesis)? This isn't a joke... the figure of a sacred woman does exist (at least in religion). Or even fish or lizards possess the ability of parthenogenesis.

Imagine a virgin mother having a child. It seems contradictory, but that's the miracle.
 
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Eldoria said:
What about giving birth without fertilisation (parthenogenesis)? This isn't a joke... the figure of a sacred woman does exist (at least in religion). Or even fish or lizards possess the ability of parthenogenesis.

Imagine a virgin mother having a child. It seems contradictory, but that's the miracle.
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Then the value of men would degrade if not cease to exist. ?
 
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McPhoenixDavid said:
Yeah but he was the only person: an exception. We can't have Jesus everywhere; the world can't handle this much peak.
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If you have trouble imagining such a big figure... at least imagine a son born of his mother's existential decision without any claim from anyone else. It's entirely possible that the son would honour his mother existentially, for his existence is entirely tied to his mother's free choice.
 
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If only humans could extract the ability of parthenogenesis from animals like komodo dragons and turkies. Then extract the ability to put yourself in cryostasis to survive freezing and reanimate later from wood frogs. I would like to become a human with those abilities.

If not, then just remove periods.
I'd like not suffering from almost every symptom for almost a week every month of my life until I reach my 50s.
 
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