Recent content by Worthy39

I appear to be winning... for the time being.

Unfortunately, I do not have the authority to tell dad jokes. I was told by a dad (not my dad, just some dad who I have no relation to, nor do I know their child) that I am not allowed to use them until I become a father. I can't even remember what dad joke I made that day, but it was so bad...

Anyone got some money I can borrow?

Didn't someone in the forums make a hopeful, albeit unlikely prediction that pirates would be the next big thing in fantasy?

Huzzah!

I'm currently winning.

I am winning. Probably.

No

Thank you.

The correct answer.

Mhm.

Yes.

Do you own a laser pointer?