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Did you know, if you extracted all of the blood vessels in your body and lined them up end to end, you would fucking die?

Did you know that if you were born in '45, 33 years later, you'd be 78? That's a record! 😁

Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?

A man with a termite problem walks to the cashier. "Is this stuff good for bugs?", he asks and the cashier answers: "No, sir. It'll kill...

I'm guessing it's more of a name... like the dad said that you are not full(name?). You're wise so eat? Maybe consult other dads on it...

This is my dad's favorite. Me; Dad I'm full I can't eat any more Dad; no your not full your wise so eat.

3/10 Truly a dad joke! Never say that again! *shivers*

I love your pfp!

One day,, Professor X was reviewing the application of a young girl who wanted to attend Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. As they...

Damn, mine is the worst rated one till now? Don't even know if I should take that as a compliment or not. Welp still got a few more so...

7/10 That was really clever! 8/10 :LOL: 9/10 This is an elite joke! Literally! I had to google what paraplegics means! It's such a...

I also teach my son to avoid people who perform pantomime. Because they tend to do unspeakable things...

Economics Schmeconomics.

Who’s the fastest pop star? Taylor Swift

I'll award you 10/10! Whatever joke you made, it was bad enough! And that's where the essence of dad jokes lay! You have the talent! no...