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Unfortunately, I do not have the authority to tell dad jokes. I was told by a dad (not my dad, just some dad who I have no relation to...

Maybe, it was supposed to be "Well well well" but he was sailor so...

Good. Good. My subliminal mind control ray is working. Now everyone will have diabetes!

I have an evil scheme for world domination. Give everyone cookies so that they vote for me!

.....but if everyone has a cookie, the cookie will lose it's value. No value, no vote

I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.

Tell you my dad jokes? But all my good ones -

My dad was a sailor. Everytime he caught me sneaking in the house at 3AM, He always shaking his head and say: "Whale whale whale..."

Im not an english speaker, but i teach my 7yo a little bit of english. I told him if someone asked him "Do You Understand?", He needs...

Yess! 7/10! That 7 year has the potential! You need to cultivate from the start! 5/10 Ever wondered how skeletons even stayed in...

Exactly what the title says! Tell me your worst or best dad jokes and I'd rate them out of a score of 10! Extra points for some dark...

:blob_hmm_two: Agentt is become a duck with all his QAQing

You can create a thread for dad jokes.

I can! That's actually a great idea!