Almost stepped on a cat.
Shit.
Shit.
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Lol, I was reading a new CN and was thinking that "this feels oddly familiar".
Yup, is by the same author that brought me "One Sword Man".
Lol, just read a CN writer's rant as he read through the hate comments.
People lambasting his work as shit because MC is a level 3 yet is capable of beating up a level 10 all because his ridiculously high base stats and OP skills.
It ended up has two camps; one says his work is shit because MC makes no sense with his high stats,
I just saw Paul's head pic in the top comment of Soviet Womble's latest Arma 3 Vietnam.
It honestly felt like seeing a coworker outside of work and remembering that they too are human.
... So I just read a chinese superman using the power of updating his organs to Legendary status to update his "source of life" in order to allow him to procreate with anything that has a vagina.
My guess is that the "source" is his testicles, what do anyone who has wasted their time in reading this think?
Excessive.
I got bored and imagined a male naga with a giant penis instead of a snake tail. Will be difficult to slither when stiffen.
Also, snakes have two penises, so said naga has three penises, one main cannon and two machine pistol.
Then I imagine the pistols to be same size as the cannon and now dude is just a tripod.
Today's useless chinese history:
I learnt that Xiang Yu has polycoria ie double eye pupils.
There are others though and it was seen as a divine sign for emperorhood.
Though to be honest, most of China's shit is romantised.
Change "talent" to "cum" to make more interesting.
I got buttfucked by the tag.
I liked how a seller who got criticized on social media would go onto the video post and started to yell and berate. There is no expletives but it is still full of passive aggression. The fact that the seller actually said things like "PM me" and "talk face-to-face" makes me think that it will end in a carpark brawl.
Broke my rake.
Fuck.
So in the new chinese work that I am forcing myself to read, the female lead has the ability to lactate.
In the doomed zombie world, everyone has a superpower, MC has the system, some rando can cast fireball, the female lead has been stuffing her breast milk down MC's throat.
Kamen Rider Accel turns into a motorbike...
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