Types of Writer feat. NNN Short Story ver. 069

Motsu

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I’ve been trying to beat No Nut November and Nonstop Nut November in my time of living in the wildlife. And by the end of the month, my Father would then reassure me and give me a lot of motivation because I failed. Even though he already failed on the first day by pushing our mother in the middle of the night. It wasn’t actually my mother, and they were doing it in our house too. After a ten or two, our neighbor came with an aroused face and gave us a noise complaint. Still, because they don’t have a friend, they couldn’t really put an actual file complaint, and they also can’t call the cops.

Because they are on the run.

……

………

Ahem. In my time of observing around, simping, and learning how to pay taxes and my debts, I didn’t make. I’ve realized the different idiosyncrasies of multiple writers aside from me. I’ve also noticed a way of making a girl fall in love with you without being a creep. Although one of the best ways to make sure you are being romantic instead of being the ugliest creep in this world is to be above 7.

Probably…

…so a year ago before Sseth created Evenicle, this happened. My Father called me for today’s upcoming marriage, and he said, ‘Come before 60 minutes, or you won’t come early’.’

Well, I had to prepare and finish my homework before that happened.

So with that said, I quickly ran to my computer. I turned it on and waited for the moment with patience. As the monitor light up, my hand quickly reached for the mouse and opened Google Chrome. 5 minutes. 40 tabs filled on the screen, and there were 10 sources at once. I typed 300 words with one hand. It was that simple. The homework was so easy that I thought I would make it through… until 15 minutes went through. I became tired, my hand became numb. I was breathing so much, I couldn’t keep up. I could hear the door woosh, the birds whistle, my hand throbs nonstop, and my screen fluctuates. (Casually Explained, lol.)

I said to myself, “What am I doing? Am I really fit to be in this world?” I closed my eyes.

And as I opened my eyes, I was brimmed with light, hope, satisfaction, and victory. “I think I’ve finally made it.” I clutched my hand. “Finally… well, time to finish my homework and go to the church.”

You got the achievement 'Post Clarity Nut.'

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TYPES OF WRITERS​
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Now, I'll tell you about the types of writer, and don't forget to post in the comments below about what kind of writer you are, so I can add it in here.

Ordinary (just like me)

This is for filthy casuals who think they are ordinary but flips the whole party.

Forum User (the 'free speech' libtards)

Doesn't write a novel, but writes a hundred words for a thread that's pointless but does contribute as writing, so I think we can add this. Also, they like watching conflicts and doesn't do anything but worsen them, or create it themselves. Just like real-life elementary boxing.

Hypocrite (people who believe in fascist)

A.K.A. 'I love Jesus, but I also love Jewish.'

Assertive (get a life)

They take the advantage of hating or loving something and doesn't think that they are wrong. If someone starts to decline in their assertion, they would start creating a fire and obliterate that mortal being. They don't learn anything and would write just to fill their novel with something they hate.

Pioneer (Hideo Kojima Express)

They have industry experience who probably should be trying to make money but just wants to change the world instead.

Rusher (the type of I-only-want-money-and-fame)

This type of writer forces themselves to write due to their popularity and the expectation being thrown at them. Their work always sucks and can’t be understood due to their love for their work and editing. They also don’t care about their work quality as long as they have finished it or if the people love it. (mostly, their alt accounts only love it.)

Dawdler (the first form of a procrastinator)

This type of writer takes it easy and doesn’t care if the people want the chapter now. Instead, they would try to understand their own story to produce an entertaining type of gold-quality type of something you’d see in the trash. (they make up reasons why they couldn’t make the chapter because they suck.)

Procrastinator (the final form of dawdler)

They don’t do anything, so I don’t really have any comments about this one. All I know is that they are easy to lose hope over something and quit their own novel, only to make one next month. They take the title proudly because they know there will be no one to expect from them. And they’ll be able to peacefully make a new novel without being known. (they question novelist about how to become better immediately, but doesn’t make any adjustments.)

Ascended Procrastinator (people who don't have the revenue to invest in life)

One who has reached the pinnacle of ascetic discipline - and stopped questioning for there is simply nothing to question and reached the extremes of nothingness for only nothing exist. Their thoughts ran parallel of one another, and it could easily run its course over the globe with its vastness, yet not a single word escape these hands.

NotaNuffian (all bark no bite)

The type that acts as if they were writing chapters but is too gutless to post any of their works in fear of getting their dick/clit snapped in the mousetrap that is called the 'SH comments'. Yet endlessly prance on and on about writing like a bald peacock in the forum as though they have achieved anything significant in life.

Two-Face (like a Zweilous?)

The one who writes something so horrendous they act like they're not associated with it at all when they are sulking around the forums. (very depressing 10/10)

Retard (R, for Rated C, as in CANT)

The type of guy that posts a 20k words novel to get author role in discord and to be qualified to speak bullshit as an 'author' in the forum. They seem to discriminate readers, and call them 'green as fck readers.' Also, they rely on #workshop because they are a complete loner, and can't create a proper dialogue scene.

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Can I be in between? I'm sort of a rusher (but I don't care about money or fame, my story's not popular anw); I just rush because I need to do it, or I'll procrastinate as hell. As well as a dawdler.
 

Motsu

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Can I be in between? I'm sort of a rusher (but I don't care about money or fame, my story's not popular anw); I just rush because I need to do it, or I'll procrastinate as hell. As well as a dawdler.
Of course, of course.
 

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If that's the description for procrastinator, then I'm ascended procrastinator. I have reached the pinnacle of ascetic discipline - I have stopped questioning for there is simply nothing to question and reached the extremes of nothingness for only nothing exist. My thoughts ran parallel of one another, and it could easily run its course over the globe with its vastness, yet not a single word escape these hands.
 

Motsu

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If that's the description for procrastinator, then I'm ascended procrastinator. I have reached the pinnacle of ascetic discipline - I have stopped questioning for there is simply nothing to question and reached the extremes of nothingness for only nothing exist. My thoughts ran parallel of one another, and it could easily run its course over the globe with its vastness, yet not a single word escape these hands.
Added.
 

RepresentingCaution

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What do you call the one with industry experience who probably should be trying to make money but just wants to change the world instead?
 

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If that's the description for procrastinator, then I'm ascended procrastinator. I have reached the pinnacle of ascetic discipline - I have stopped questioning for there is simply nothing to question and reached the extremes of nothingness for only nothing exist. My thoughts ran parallel of one another, and it could easily run its course over the globe with its vastness, yet not a single word escape these hands.


:'( You've reached enlightenment. There is no will, there is only to write.
 

NotaNuffian

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You seem to be missing me, the type that says that they are writing chapters but is too gutless to post any of their works in because of fearing getting their dick/ clit snapped in the mouse trap that is SH comments. Yet endlessly prance on and on about writing like a bald peacock in the forum as though they has achieve anything significant in life.
 

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I’ve been trying to beat No Nut November and Nonstop Nut November in my time of living in the wildlife. And by the end of the month, my Father would then reassure me and give me a lot of motivation because I failed. Even though he already failed on the first day by pushing our mother in the middle of the night. It wasn’t actually my mother, and they were doing it in our house too. After a ten or two, our neighbor came with an aroused face and gave us a noise complaint. Still, because they don’t have a friend, they couldn’t really put an actual file complaint, and they also can’t call the cops.

Because they are on the run.

……

………

Ahem. In my time of observing around, simping, and learning how to pay taxes and my debts, I didn’t make. I’ve realized the different idiosyncrasies of multiple writers aside from me. I’ve also noticed a way of making a girl fall in love with you without being a creep. Although one of the best ways to make sure you are being romantic instead of being the ugliest creep in this world is to be above 7.

Probably…

…so a year ago before Sseth created Evenicle, this happened. My Father called me for today’s upcoming marriage, and he said, ‘Come before 60 minutes, or you won’t come early’.’

Well, I had to prepare and finish my homework before that happened.

So with that said, I quickly ran to my computer. I turned it on and waited for the moment with patience. As the monitor light up, my hand quickly reached for the mouse and opened Google Chrome. 5 minutes. 40 tabs filled on the screen, and there were 10 sources at once. I typed 300 words with one hand. It was that simple. The homework was so easy that I thought I would make it through… until 15 minutes went through. I became tired, my hand became numb. I was breathing so much, I couldn’t keep up. I could hear the door woosh, the birds whistle, my hand throbs nonstop, and my screen fluctuates. (Casually Explained, lol.)

I said to myself, “What am I doing? Am I really fit to be in this world?” I closed my eyes.

And as I opened my eyes, I was brimmed with light, hope, satisfaction, and victory. “I think I’ve finally made it.” I clutched my hand. “Finally… well, time to finish my homework and go to the church.”

You got the achievement 'Post Clarity Nut.'

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TYPES OF WRITERS​
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Now, I'll tell you about the types of writer, and don't forget to post in the comments below about what kind of writer you are, so I can add it in here.

Ordinary (just like me)

This is for filthy casuals who think they are ordinary but flips the whole party.

Forum User (the 'free speech' libtards)

Doesn't write a novel, but writes a hundred words for a thread that's pointless but does contribute as writing, so I think we can add this. Also, they like watching conflicts and doesn't do anything but worsen them, or create it themselves. Just like real-life elementary boxing.

Hypocrite (people who believe in fascist)

A.K.A. 'I love Jesus, but I also love Jewish.'

Assertive (get a life)

They take the advantage of hating or loving something and doesn't think that they are wrong. If someone starts to decline in their assertion, they would start creating a fire and obliterate that mortal being. They don't learn anything and would write just to fill their novel with something they hate.

Pioneer (Hideo Kojima Express)

They have industry experience who probably should be trying to make money but just wants to change the world instead.

Rusher (the type of I-only-want-money-and-fame)

This type of writer forces themselves to write due to their popularity and the expectation being thrown at them. Their work always sucks and can’t be understood due to their love for their work and editing. They also don’t care about their work quality as long as they have finished it or if the people love it. (mostly, their alt accounts only love it.)

Dawdler (the first form of a procrastinator)

This type of writer takes it easy and doesn’t care if the people want the chapter now. Instead, they would try to understand their own story to produce an entertaining type of gold-quality type of something you’d see in the trash. (they make up reasons why they couldn’t make the chapter because they suck.)

Procrastinator (the final form of dawdler)

They don’t do anything, so I don’t really have any comments about this one. All I know is that they are easy to lose hope over something and quit their own novel, only to make one next month. They take the title proudly because they know there will be no one to expect from them. And they’ll be able to peacefully make a new novel without being known. (they question novelist about how to become better immediately, but doesn’t make any adjustments.)

Ascended Procrastinator (people who don't have the revenue to invest in life)

One who has reached the pinnacle of ascetic discipline - and stopped questioning for there is simply nothing to question and reached the extremes of nothingness for only nothing exist. Their thoughts ran parallel of one another, and it could easily run its course over the globe with its vastness, yet not a single word escape these hands.

NotaNuffian (all bark no bite)

The type that acts as if they were writing chapters but is too gutless to post any of their works in fear of getting their dick/clit snapped in the mousetrap that is called the 'SH comments'. Yet endlessly prance on and on about writing like a bald peacock in the forum as though they have achieved anything significant in life.
Definitely dawdler. Making gold out of trash? That will be me. Wants to write but doesn't want to move or breath? That is me. Thinks more on how to pacify readers with an excuse rather than think of plotline? That's me. I'll be keeping my title as dawdler during this hell is college life. (If I do improve, wow, what a miracle)
 
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NotaNuffian (all bark no bite)

The type that acts as if they were writing chapters but is too gutless to post any of their works in fear of getting their dick/clit snapped in the mousetrap that is called the 'SH comments'. Yet endlessly prance on and on about writing like a bald peacock in the forum as though they have achieved anything significant in life.

Surely there is an opposite... hmm... like.....

Someone that is a prolific writer that had worked in various industries such as films, comics, novels, poetry, for over a decade, but like to lurk around SH forum without commenting much. Although once in a while they would throw in a comment due to their experience, only to quickly declare they are not a writer but just a humble reader, and people should not place any weight on their opinions.

What would that be... all bite and no bark?
 

NotaNuffian

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Surely there is an opposite... hmm... like.....

Someone that is a prolific writer that had worked in various industries such as films, comics, novels, poetry, for over a decade, but like to lurk around SH forum without commenting much. Although once in a while they would throw in a comment due to their experience, only to quickly declare they are not a writer but just a humble reader, and people should not place any weight on their opinions.

What would that be... all bite and no bark?
Smurfs? Cuz they descend from their high thrones to mingle with the mongrols?

Ps. It is nice to see I become a catagory, I don't care if it is the wrong reason. This must be what school shooters felt (I want to add a blob dammit.)
 

Freesia.Cutepearl

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I wonder where I would fit. Sometimes I feel a bit like a rusher, except, it's because I'm excited about an idea or I'm really into it and I just want to keep writing as long as I can until I turn into the procrastinator, though many times if I'm reading or watching something while procrastinating, I end up stopping and spending time thinking about things like the dawdler, oh, and also I have a bad habit of laying down on the couch to think about my story only to fall asleep.

I'm not sure where this would belong, the thing I am finding enjoyable about writing on here is just the fact people are reading my story, and I get this high every time I publish a chapter and I see all the people on the stats page who catch up to the latest chapter. The mere fact that I was able to create something that others deemed worth their time to read makes me happy, because, two things, one I enjoy it when people are happy, and two, it's like ammo in my never-ending war against the part of my brain that screams about how worthless, useless, and stupid I am every chance it gets. :blob_sweat:

Most of your things seem focused on negative traits. Not saying I don't have any, I have a huge problem with overdoing things, then crashing, as well as procrastinating. But, I don't see anything that fits for, when you just enjoy writing to make your ideas into, real words on a page, that someone else can read and maybe, hopefully, get some entertainment from.

At the very least, I just enjoy finding out where my story actually goes, because I don't really know until it's written down, at least when I'm not obsessing over every typo or changing phrasing for the nth time while editing.

Oh god, editing is a huge one too, what would it be when you get carried away and spend 6 f%#ing hours editing ONE chapter that's maybe like... 3.5k words? if that.
 

NotYourTypicalMan

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A Retard

The type of guy that post a 20k words novel to get author role in discord and to be qualified to speak bullsh1t as an 'author' in the forum.

:blob_sir:
 

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You can't forget the two face. The one who writes something so horrendous they act like they're not associated with it at all when skulking around the forums.
 

Motsu

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You can't forget the two face. The one who writes something so horrendous they act like they're not associated with it at all when skulking around the forums.
Get some sleep.
 
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