So if you had to join a crime family...?

Which crime boss would you sign up to up?

  • Nightshade Essence

    Votes: 4 80.0%
  • Blood Bull

    Votes: 1 20.0%
  • Mischief Scavenger

    Votes: 1 20.0%
  • Feather Father

    Votes: 1 20.0%
  • Venal Merchant

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Dragon Skinner

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    5

TheDraconeaWriter

New member
Joined
May 4, 2026
Messages
11
Points
3
So I'm currently writing a chapter (though it's a long way off) where a character is talking about crime bosses they know. So my question is simple: if you had to join one of these people, who would you join based on their name? Oh, and you can choose at least three of them, just in case the first two wouldn't allow you to join them.

I kinda want to know how people would react just based on their names. Which ones sound like they could protect you, you could stay loyal to, or help you advance your career?
 

TheDraconeaWriter

New member
Joined
May 4, 2026
Messages
11
Points
3
Thanks to the two people who voted. I wanted to create some problems within the groups later on, but it seems the two liked Nightshade Essence... It's a shame because well... spoilers...
 

Sylver

Writer/Lover of Monster Girl Smut Content <3
Joined
Oct 11, 2023
Messages
657
Points
133
Idk any of these names but Nightshade Essence sounds cool so I vote that one!

I doubt I would fit a crime family though. I'd be the worst hit man (or is it hit woman?). Like I'm short so already I don't look intimidating, and hey I can dress sexy so there's that but ain't no way am I sleeping with the enemy :sweat_smile: I'd be the type to aim and shoot only to realize the safety is on or worse hear a click and alert the target that I forgot to load up the gun, then apologize and ask the target if we can start over and they turn around and pretend I'm not even here so that my boss rates me five stars on this hit.
 

TinaMigarlo

Apparently my pronouns are now: "it". Thanks, guys
Joined
Jan 9, 2026
Messages
858
Points
93
Are any of these crime families run by futas?
The longer any thread here goes on?
The mathematical statistical probability of someone finding a way to work the word "futa" into a post?
Approaches "1".
With a confidence interval of (i=.92)
I voted for "dragon skinner", then "blood bull" as a second choice.
*shrugs*
they sounded really butch.

Nothing personal, but "Nightshade Essence"?
Sounds too much like a Thai Lady-boy escort.
Andf "Feather Father" sounds a little too... sugar in the shoes, to be scary.

PS - @Sylver
Being a cute short girl as you claim you are? Maybe a little nervous or fumble fingers?
Really not a concern. You could still be a very effective hit-woman.
From everything I read about real-life espionage... persistent rumors has it, that the Mossad (Israel CIA, basically)
always was well known to maintain a "stable" of... hit-whores?
They recruit and train, the best looking young women.
The kind of young women, that can move in elite social circles, and not raise an eyebrow.
Their signature? They kill the guy after they "tire him out".... (alcohol and sex)
with the signature being a .22 to the temple.
with the blanket around the gun hand, contact wound to the temple...
there's hardly any noise.

no matter how rich a rich guy is, that's the ONE time, he will have no security around, and no one around listening in.

their motto?
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."
 
Last edited:

TheDraconeaWriter

New member
Joined
May 4, 2026
Messages
11
Points
3
Are any of these crime families run by futas?
Like I said, just based on name, so... does it sound like they would have futas in control?

I'll be honest, while I don't have futas in my story, I just wanted to see what people are thinking based on their experiences. I asked so I can make a story that makes sense to readers about why people would side with some groups over others if they were put in a difficult situation.
 

Anonjohn20

Pen holding member
Joined
Mar 22, 2023
Messages
1,947
Points
153
The longer any thread here goes on?
The mathematical statistical probability of someone finding a way to work the word "futa" into a post?
Approaches "1".
With a confidence interval of (i=.92)
You act like everyone's doing it and it isn't just you running into my comments over and over again.

I'll be honest, while I don't have futas in my story
I guess I'll remain a law-abiding citizen then. I won't be joining any of your crime families. LOL
 

TheDraconeaWriter

New member
Joined
May 4, 2026
Messages
11
Points
3
You act like everyone's doing it and it isn't just you running into my comments over and over again.


I guess I'll remain a law-abiding citizen then. I won't be joining any of your crime families. LOL
To be fair, the Order (that's the law enforcement in my story) was good at one time... so a respectable choice.
 
Top