Writing Prompt What dost thou do when the pterosaurs attack?

[Madkins]

The pterosaurs may be weak to the oder of thine concauction, and thou refusest to save thy life because you worry about the cost, and using it to fly to the pestes. If my heart knew worse, I would thinks that thou whishes to take the mad woman’s place. Pterosaurs are after all more receptive to menfolk than womenfolk.

I mean... If it's me or the grass... Hold on, I really have to think about this. it's not an easy decision you see. I had to grow it and cure it and keep it at exactly the same temperature and humidity for an extra nine month. No light and just the right amount of oxygen... I just need a little while to consider the costs. Getting opened like a can of peanuts by a pterosaur or giving up my beautiful Mary Jane... God, I've never had such a crazy request for the one girl I love in this world. I mean, you wouldn't throw the woman you love to a group of horny dinos, would you? This choice is just too much for my little heart, I don't know if i can handle the separation anxiety. To give up on someone that's been by my side since that one time I can't remember... Dude, I need like two, maybe three weeks to think this over. You can handle them until then, right? Yeah, I'm sure you got this. I have faith in you bro!

 

[ElijahRyne]

I mean... If it's me or the grass... Hold on, I really have to think about this. it's not an easy decision you see. I had to grow it and cure it and keep it at exactly the same temperature and humidity for an extra nine month. No light and just the right amount of oxygen... I just need a little while to consider the costs. Getting opened like a can of peanuts by a pterosaur or giving up my beautiful Mary Jane... God, I've never had such a crazy request for the one girl I love in this world. I mean, you wouldn't throw the woman you love to a group of horny dinos, would you? This choice is just too much for my little heart, I don't know if i can handle the separation anxiety. To give up on someone that's been by my side since that one time I can't remember... Dude, I need like two, maybe three weeks to think this over. You can handle them until then, right? Yeah, I'm sure you got this. I have faith in you bro!

Methinks you should choose as Peter Parker didst and sacrifice the ‘Mary Jane’ for another. Do not thou wish for Paul to be happy.

 

[SouthernMaiden]

Methinks you should choose as Peter Parker didst and sacrifice the ‘Mary Jane’ for another. Do not thou wish for Paul to be happy.

How would you save us from the beasts? They can fly! Destroy you with their beaks in but a single peck!

You attack my idea, but offer no idea to save our fair city!

What say you!?

 

[Madkins]

Wait, who's this Peter Parker guy?!? Now I know who's been messing with my stash... And Paul? I need to have word with him as well, fyi, I know how to get away from the dinos now...

 

[ElijahRyne]

How would you save us from the beasts? They can fly! Destroy you with their beaks in but a single peck!

You attack my idea, but offer no idea to save our fair city!

What say you!?

I would have us flee into our domiciles, or burn his concoction to pacify the pestes. I was told to say ‘Do you seriously think a scalie convention, with a hundred attendees would have eight straight men.” Howevers I have little knowing on what those words mean. If flight and hiding doesn’t work we can always sacrifice Madkins concoction.

Wait, who's this Peter Parker guy?!? Now I know who's been messing with my stash... And Paul? I need to have word with him as well, fyi, I know how to get away from the dinos now...

Methinks you should read The Amazing Spider-Man #545.