song lyrics for authors...

[TinaMigarlo]

it's a beautiful day in this reader-hood
(sung to the tune of Mister Roger's Neighborhood theme)

It's a beautiful day in this reader-hood
A beautiful day for a reader
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
It's a reader-ly day in this beauty wood
A reader-ly day for a reader
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
I have always wanted to have a reader
Just like you
I've always wanted to live in a reader-hood with you, so
Let's make the most of this reader-ly day
Since we're together, we might as well say
Would you be mine, could you be mine
Won't you be my reader?
Won't you, please?
Won't you, please?
Please won’t you be... my reader?

 

[Grizzly18]

 

[TinaMigarlo]

for the art scammers... sung to the tune of "Whitesnake - Still of the night"

"Shill in the night, shill in the night, shill in the night..."
"(hey baby, can we go Insta)..."

 

[Bimbanana]

Intro:
MUAHAHAHAHA
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MUAHAHA

Chorus:
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MUAHAHAHAAA!

Verse:
MUAHAHAHAHA!
MUAHAHA!

Back to chorus:
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MUAHAHAHAAA!

Outro:
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[TinaMigarlo]

Intro:
MUAHAHAHAHA
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MUAHAHA

Chorus:
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MUAHAHAHAAA!

Verse:
MUAHAHAHAHA!
MUAHAHA!

Back to chorus:
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MUAHAHAHAAA!

Outro:
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Love the intensity and focus, the kids are going to eat this up.
I got someone, tweak the lyrics a little bit.
Might drop the intro, don't bore us get to the chorus.
Goddamn kids got the attention span of a flea these days.
But this is solid gold, kid. Kiddies will eat this up.
Sign here.
Go on. Be somebody, baby.

(just as you're about to leave the office, you notice a greasy little orc of a human.)
He pitches you.
Turns out, he says he wants to make a comic book out of your song lyrics.

A little voice inside. It speaks to you.

"Sign it? No. Reach out and grab his skinny little throat with your hand, and crumple it shut like an empty roll of toilet paper. Do the world a favor."

"What about the one behind the desk."

"That one, will benefit from the example. Just *wink* at him and blow a kiss."

 

[Bimbanana]

Love the intensity and focus, the kids are going to eat this up.
I got someone, tweak the lyrics a little bit.
Might drop the intro, don't bore us get to the chorus.
Goddamn kids got the attention span of a flea these days.
But this is solid gold, kid. Kiddies will eat this up.
Sign here.
Go on. Be somebody, baby.

(just as you're about to leave the office, you notice a greasy little orc of a human.)
He pitches you.
Turns out, he says he wants to make a comic book out of your song lyrics.

A little voice inside. It speaks to you.

"Sign it? No. Reach out and grab his skinny little throat with your hand, and crumple it shut like an empty roll of toilet paper. Do the world a favor."

"What about the one behind the desk."

"That one, will benefit from the example. Just *wink* at him and blow a kiss."