So am I. But I handed out the guilty verdict so the cases are closed.I have actually no clue what the case was about, I simply came for the gold.
Because justice won't wait.How is this at 13 pages already…
Shitposting.How is this at 13 pages already…
Treasure trove for lores.Shitposting.
This court convenes to try Case No. 00-00-06 People of the ScribbleHub Forum versus @Nolff for being a pervert without concretemixevidence, as alleged by @CinnaSloth . Conversely, this court also convenes to try Case No. 00-00-07 People of the ScribbleHub Forum versus @CinnaSloth for defamation, as alleged by @Nolff because she said he has no concrete mix.
@CinnaSloth this court hereby orders you to answer the allegations within 48 hours. Failure to do so will prompt the court to change your name to 'CinnaFast'. We will also burn the baked sin of Sloth.
@Nolff this court hereby orders you to answer the allegations within 48 hours. Failure to do so will prompt the court to throw you in prison full of futas. Then bury you all in a concrete mix.
"Court Clerk, why is it that females have light punishments than males?"
Because I'm biased as fk.In reality though, I have no punishment ideas.
Not guilty.This court convenes to try Case No. 00-00-06 People of the ScribbleHub Forum versus @Nolff for being a pervert without concretemixevidence, as alleged by @CinnaSloth . Conversely, this court also convenes to try Case No. 00-00-07 People of the ScribbleHub Forum versus @CinnaSloth for defamation, as alleged by @Nolff because she said he has no concrete mix.
@CinnaSloth this court hereby orders you to answer the allegations within 48 hours. Failure to do so will prompt the court to change your name to 'CinnaFast'. We will also burn the baked sin of Sloth.
@Nolff this court hereby orders you to answer the allegations within 48 hours. Failure to do so will prompt the court to throw you in prison full of futas. Then bury you all in a concrete mix.
"Court Clerk, why is it that females have light punishments than males?"
Because I'm biased as fk.In reality though, I have no punishment ideas.
Jury @tiaf a jury doesn't defend the accused. That is for the defense counsel to do. Your responsiblity is to hand out guilty verdicts, nothing more. Not even not guilty. Further public statements like this will result in the court citing you for contempt.Not guilty.
insert anonymous lawyer’s statement: The suer has mature-smut books in the reading list (despite being openly a minor) therefore is eligible to be called pervert (we all are). The suing party was not crowned as biggest pervert, hence the allegation of defamation is not given.
Not guilty.Jury @tiaf a jury doesn't defend the accused. That is for the defense counsel to do. Your responsiblity is to hand out guilty verdicts, nothing more. Not even not guilty. Further public statements like this will result in the court citing you for contempt.
Cited for contempt.Not guilty.
Tiaf is not guilty of contempt.
Is this disagreement to be decided by duel?Cited for contempt.
You are now punished by this court by having a poker face.
I'm the court clerk. @Anonjohn20 is a jury. So, by rules, I'm the one who can issue contempt citations legitimately.Is this disagreement to be decided by duel?
A court clerk's job is to shut up record what others state. Defy the jury again, and we 12 won't look upon you positively when it's your turn to be accused.I'm the court clerk. @Anonjohn20 is a jury. So, by rules, I'm the one who can issue contempt citations legitimately.
Alright me, time for my own execution. @Prince_Azmiran_MyrianWith the verdict of jury @tiaf out, this court finds the defendants of Cases No. 00-00-03, 00-00-04, and 00-00-05 GUILTY beyond reasonable doubt.
@Corty @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian @Anonjohn20 you are hereby sentenced to our executioner @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian 's lair for the burning through holy fiyaaah.
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Defendant @CinnaSloth entered a counter-invite to her own thread. Accuser @Nolff please state the detail of your case. Failure to do so within 48 hours will have the court order that you shorten your name to Norbert instead of Nolff.so, @Hans.Trondheim sir
Am I free to go? :3
You are welcome to visit, and have the bailiff scour the forum page I posted.
I pointed no fingers. As you will clearly see. I did chuckle at Mr Quack for collecting a number of names, including my own, and exclaimed a joy that people were enjoying the entertainment. as the forum post said, "This is for funsies". Not to be taken seriously. The fact that Mr Nolff has taken it seriously means he may have something to hide. "Doth protesteth too much." but that is for the court to find.(Mature only) No peaking. <3
I want to know who you think are the biggest 💋Here on Scribblehub are.💋 💕Drop a list below, and see how they respond. 💕 btw this is just for funsies. just a little poke of entertainmentforum.scribblehub.com
I would also like to ask if you've taken my prior request into consideration.
Jury @Anonjohn20 a jury trying to hijack the functions of the court clerk will not be tolerated. Further defying your role shall have the court cite you for contempt and make your name to 'Well-KnownJohn20".A court clerk's job is to shut up record what others state. Defy the jury again, and we 12 won't look upon you positively when it's your turn to be accused.
I have been avoiding posting in here the whole time, so I don't get sucked into whatever this thing is. But fuck it, we ball.How is this at 13 pages already…