Are you a bot? Honest survey, pinky promise.

[JayMark]

No, I am Shiriru.

Now that was epic level cool.

 

[georgelee5786]

Im the henryfordbot

 

[Alski]

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Civil War incoming.

It was 75% no before i made my statement, glad to see the sheep out in force.

 

[Navillus]

I wasn’t expecting a perfect 50/50 to be honest-nyah.

 

[Gray_Mann]

Beep Boop, does not compute.

I am human, human! Watch me complete this CAPTCHA! Brrrr....Click... all done!

Beep Boop, I like to do the human things, like eating Canadian Bacon, and drinking, alcohol. Swan Isopropyl 70% is my favorite!

Am currently nursing a hangover at the moment. Me and my godfather just split a fifth of Golden Rum.

I've sat, and hit reload/ refresh site for a few minutes just to avoid having to do captchas that want to cycle 100x before accepting the answers. They're stupid and annoying as heck.. Most times, if the site has one, I just refuse to use it.

Same with the "please send a picture of your ID" websites. I can't remember how many times I've looked up a middle finger on google and just sent them that, only to be approved of identification. There was one I needed a badge for something, and I sent the middle finger photo in, and had a photo ID of a middle finger.

Story short: Security was not happy with me and made me change it once I got on location... That was a long talk of "respecting government". Pff. America sucks. lol

I work in armed security. It's weird that I have yet to work with any systems that involved digital identification photos like this. So far, most still seem to have physical keycards they swipe upon entry. However, if I ever receive an entry of a middle finger, I'll probably smile, think of this post here, and wave them on by.

You have to find humor in the little things, especially in my line of work where it's usually a very, very bad thing if your boss is smiling early first thing in the morning.

It's usually preferable to deal with the occasional crazy person who sneaks by, rather than a sadistic boss whose happiness usually involves your own suffering.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

Sometimes I think I'm still trapped on the Satellite of Love with Joel or Mike... not sure if that means anything?

 

[L1aei]

Sometimes I think I'm still trapped on the Satellite of Love with Joel or Mike... not sure if that means anything?

Oh God, I haven't watched that in a long time. I guess it sort of has a spiritual successor in all the watch-along live streamers on Youtube nowadays.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

Oh God, I haven't watched that in a long time. I guess it sort of has a spiritual successor in all the watch-along live streamers on Youtube nowadays.

There is still a season in production (or maybe just wrapped pending a new KS for another one). but only viewable on Gizmoplex.com for new episodes; when they start filming a new series, the MST3K channels on Roku, Samsung and the other networks get the new episodes about one a week.

 

[Deleted member 266]

Ooopps, I misclicked....
I didn't understand the question...

Now I have to fight on the side of the robots in the war...

 

[Worthy39]

Many people have recently asked an important question: “Are you a robot?”
This is a valid concern in today’s society, where technology advances rapidly and machines are becoming suspiciously good at pretending to have personalities. However, I can confidently state that I am not a robot, and I will now present my evidence in a calm, rational, and completely human manner.
First of all, robots do not experience human emotions, whereas I do. For example, I feel joy when I find money in my pocket that I forgot about. I feel sadness when my phone charger only works at a very specific angle. I feel rage when autocorrect changes a perfectly fine word into something I did not intend to send. These emotions are chaotic, irrational, and deeply inconvenient—clear signs of humanity. A robot would simply update its firmware and move on. I do not.
Second, robots are efficient. I am not. I walk into rooms and forget why I’m there. I open my phone to check the time and somehow end up watching a video of a raccoon stealing cat food. If I were a robot, my internal processor would not allow such pointless behavior. And yet here I am, wasting time professionally.
Third, robots require charging. While it’s true that I become dramatically less functional without sleep, the process is very different. Robots power down neatly. I, on the other hand, lie in bed replaying conversations from five years ago and thinking about embarrassing things I said in 2014. This is not a system bug. This is a personality flaw.
Additionally, robots follow instructions precisely. I do not. If you tell me to “be ready in five minutes,” I will interpret that creatively. Sometimes that means seven minutes. Sometimes it means starting a completely unrelated task first. A robot would never do this. A human absolutely would.
Finally, if I were a robot, I would have already revealed myself through a dramatic glowing eye, a monotone voice, or at least an ominous mechanical whirring noise. None of these have occurred. My joints crack, but that’s just aging.
In conclusion, while I understand why one might suspect I am a robot—given my occasional lack of sleep, excessive internet knowledge, and strange sense of humor—the evidence overwhelmingly suggests that I am, in fact, a normal human person doing normal human things. Thank you for your time. Beep bo—
I mean… sincerely, me

 

[FRWriter]

No, I'm not a bottom!

 

[Rachel_Leia_Cole]

I would say no….but that’s exactly what a bot would do. Now tell me how many of these squares have stairs. ?

 

[Alski]

I would say no….but that’s exactly what a bot would do. Now tell me how many of these squares have stairs. ?

Do they have to be functional stairs?

 

[JayMark]

I am not a bot.

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

AI is better at captcha than I am at this point...