Well someone's about to be disappointed...

[AnEmberOfSundown]

Woke up this morning to see this on the referral stats for Break Through:

To be clear, there are no threesomes in this book nor is it tagged with "threesome" so IDK how that even happened but someone had a disappointing read.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Someone's story with 'threesome' tag in it also has another similar tag in your story, and unfortunately, you got featured in SH's 'Similar Works.' And someone clicked on it.

 

[Fairemont]

My distinctly non-smut historical fiction work was considered "most like" a modern hyper smut novel. It confused me.

 

[LeilaniOtter]

Someone's story with 'threesome' tag in it also has another similar tag in your story, and unfortunately, you got featured in SH's 'Similar Works.' And someone clicked on it.

Ohhh, I wondered how "Similar Works" worked. I had actually cut down on my tag limite to about 15-16 or so, but maybe I should add them back in.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Direct them to my story and remind them to give it one star!

 

[AnEmberOfSundown]

Someone's story with 'threesome' tag in it also has another similar tag in your story, and unfortunately, you got featured in SH's 'Similar Works.' And someone clicked on it.

Ohhh...sucks to be them I guess.

My distinctly non-smut historical fiction work was considered "most like" a modern hyper smut novel. It confused me.

"Algorithm" is an ancient arabic word for "wild-ass guess". True story.

Direct them to my story and remind them to give it one star!

That's so sweet that you think anybody listens to me. Love that for us.

 

[GwynLordofTinder]

Woke up this morning to see this on the referral stats for Break Through:
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To be clear, there are no threesomes in this book nor is it tagged with "threesome" so IDK how that even happened but someone had a disappointing read.

Write in a threesome, the free market has spoken.

 

[NotaNuffian]

Write in a threesome, the free market has spoken.

Make it a fivesome.

Hell, call it a D&D session feat male DM and four-women party. Position rotation is a must.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Ohhh, I wondered how "Similar Works" worked. I had actually cut down on my tag limite to about 15-16 or so, but maybe I should add them back in.

Well, Similar works, based on my observations , work by recommending another work that has similar tags as you do. However, it is not necessarily with ALL the tags your story have.

An example is my story's page recommending @Envylope 's story even when we don't have similar stories (mine's got harem, while hers got none), only a number of tags.

Another would be my "Paulina Rex" recommending @Representing_Tromba 's work, "The Supernatural Case of the Accidental Traveler"

Here are my story's tags...

Now look at Paul's

See the differences and similarities?

Edit: I stand corrected. What I mean by "Tags" is actually "Genres"

 

[AnEmberOfSundown]

I use a D&D battle map + minis to help me write fight scenes so I can keep track of who is where and doing what.

I feel like I'd need something similar to keep track of who is on what and doing whom in this scenario.

The real problem is the canon orientations. I have two constipated disaster straights, one chaotic disaster lesbian, one pan wizard who's just there to vibe, and one Disaster™. It would get rather messy, and that’s before you factor in the trans fainting goat. Who is not participating in this hypothetical, capitalist three-and/or-five-way. Hard no.

Make it a fivesome.

Hell, call it a D&D session feat male DM and four-women party. Position rotation is a must.

 

[HotConsensualSalt]

I use a D&D battle map + minis to help me write fight scenes so I can keep track of who is where and doing what.

I feel like I'd need something similar to keep track of who is on what and doing whom in this scenario.

The real problem is the canon orientations. I have two constipated disaster straights, one chaotic disaster lesbian, one pan wizard who's just there to vibe, and one Disaster™. It would get rather messy, and that’s before you factor in the trans fainting goat. Who is not participating in this hypothetical, capitalist three-and/or-five-way. Hard no.

Sounds like someone is about to get flanked, and a few people are about to roll with disadvantage.

 

[GwynLordofTinder]

Make it a fivesome.

Hell, call it a D&D session feat male DM and four-women party. Position rotation is a must.

While you gotta appreciate Shadow's selflessness, if *at least* two of the women aren't gay enough to take care of each other things are gonna go poorly.

 

[Anonjohn20]

the free market has spoken.

Yes, it has.

 

[AnEmberOfSundown]

Sounds like someone is about to get flanked, and a few people are about to roll with disadvantage.

 

[HotConsensualSalt]

While you gotta appreciate Shadow's selflessness, if *at least* two of the women aren't gay enough to take care of each other things are gonna go poorly.

Would 5 straight people in a fivesome still count as group sex? At that point it's a kumite. That's a sex gauntlet.

 

[GwynLordofTinder]

Would 5 straight people in a fivesome still count as group sex? At that point it's a kumite. That's a sex gauntlet.

Looking your signature, I think you'd be the person to ask.

 

[HotConsensualSalt]

Looking your signature, I think you'd be the person to ask.

Touché.
Frankly, "ScribbleHub's foremost sex gauntlet/kumite expert" is a title I'd wear proudly .

 

[GwynLordofTinder]

Touché.
Frankly, "ScribbleHub's foremost sex gauntlet/kumite expert" is a title I'd wear proudly .

Who wouldn't!?

 

[AnEmberOfSundown]

Would 5 straight people in a fivesome still count as group sex? At that point it's a kumite. That's a sex gauntlet.

"Sex gauntlet". I'm picturing either two rows of people beating someone with dildos or a glove with some interesting finger attachments.