What in the Synopsis is this?! - A Game

[AliceMoonvale]

Let's play a game where the goal is to intentionally butcher the summaries of well-known books, movies, shows, anime, or games.
Feel free to write the worst slop known to man, and maybe monkey.

Embrace your inner cringe!
I sure do.

How to Play:​

1. First person posts a slop-style synopsis of something real and at least relatively well known, like Star Wars, and goes full gremlin.
2. Second person guesses what the original work is, then posts their own.

Rules:​

1. Try not to make it too easy. Be vague, use brain-rot lingo, whatever your little heart desires.
2. Avoid making a summary for an obscure title that people likely won't recognize.

If someone is unable to guess correctly, the next person can choose to try guessing, and so on.
No need to wait on people! Everyone has lives and is in a different time zone, after all.

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Here's mine:

Lil' bro gets folded and shipped to a sussy baka daycare run by boomer NPCs with major trauma triggers. He squads up with a tryhard girlboss and some redhead pussy who's got that side-quest sigma energy. They beef with a no-nose ops-goblin pulling up like, 'Yaaas queen, skibidi to your doom' every school year. Plus, everyone's simping for this game that's just yeet ball on broomsticks, and somehow that decides world politics, no cap, frfr.

 

[Hoshino]

Let's play a game where the goal is to intentionally butcher the summaries of well-known books, movies, shows, anime, or games.
Feel free to write the worst slop known to man, and maybe monkey.

Embrace your inner cringe!
I sure do.

How to Play:​

1. First person posts a slop-style synopsis of something real and at least relatively well known, like Star Wars, and goes full gremlin.
2. Second person guesses what the original work is, then posts their own.

Rules:​

1. Try not to make it too easy. Be vague, use brain-rot lingo, whatever your little heart desires.
2. Avoid making a summary for an obscure title that people likely won't recognize.

If someone is unable to guess correctly, the next person can choose to try guessing, and so on.
No need to wait on people! Everyone has lives and is in a different time zone, after all.

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Here's mine:

Lil' bro gets folded and shipped to a sussy baka daycare run by boomer NPCs with major trauma triggers. He squads up with a tryhard girlboss and some redhead pussy who's got that side-quest sigma energy. They beef with a no-nose ops-goblin pulling up like, 'Yaaas queen, skibidi to your doom' every school year. Plus, everyone's simping for this game that's just yeet ball on broomsticks, and somehow that decides world politics, no cap, frfr.

Harry potter... Nya?

 

[AliceMoonvale]

Harry potter... Nya?

Correct! lol feel free to make your own

 

[JayMark]

Okay, listen to this. So it's like the middle of nowhere in the dust bowl some 'Grapes of Wrath' stuff ging down and everyone is groing corn and she got this anoying ass pug. Her aunt is all up in her grill like because she lazy. Her life just sucks. Wapa wapa am I right. And then bam, truck-kun strikes. MC goes to this world full of lil keebler elves that send her on a journey to save it. Demon queen's monkeys attack and shit but her party is like super high level, even has a mech am i rite, and her ultimate attack just melts the demon queen bitch. Then it's all a dream, super twist, reader never be expecting that! But we'll have an item from the world at the end to make it all ambigous and shit.

 

[Our_Lady_in_Twilight]

Working class ethnic man takes mushrooms. Immediately leaps twenty feet in the air and begins attacking marine reptiles.

 

[JayMark]

Working class ethnic man takes mushrooms. Immediately leaps twenty feet in the air and begins attacking marine reptiles.

Super Mario Brothers.

 

[Hoshino]

broke man gets killed, and becomes the ultimate rizz man eventually becoming a broke man again

 

[Hoshino]

Okay, listen to this. So it's like the middle of nowhere in the dust bowl some 'Grapes of Wrath' stuff ging down and everyone is groing corn and she got this anoying ass pug. Her aunt is all up in her grill like because she lazy. Her life just sucks. Wapa wapa am I right. And then bam, truck-kun strikes. MC goes to this world full of lil keebler elves that send her on a journey to save it. Demon queen's monkeys attack and shit but her party is like super high level, even has a mech am i rite, and her ultimate attack just melts the demon queen bitch. Then it's all a dream, super twist, reader never be expecting that! But we'll have an item from the world at the end to make it all ambigous and shit.

The Wizard of oz... Nya?

 

[JayMark]

The Wizard of oz... Nya?

I'm not telling now.

 

[Our_Lady_in_Twilight]

Super Mario Brothers.

Latest reports suggest hes been cornered in the Louvre art gallery, chirping manically and trying to charge headfirst into a carvaggio landscape

 

[Hoshino]

I'm not telling now.

Excuse of a mc gets reincarnated, but somehow he's worse than before

 

[JayMark]

Excuse of a mc gets reincarnated, but somehow he's worse than before

That's very little detail to go on. Konosuba?

 

[AliceMoonvale]

Yeah, need a little more than a sentence to go on. I have absolutely no guesses for any of those.

 

[Hoshino]

That's very little detail to go on. Konosuba?

No. Maybe add this to it:

Father is a sigma, and sells him to to a noble. He then sexually harasses people like his life depends on it. Gets teleported to Brazil. Become waifuless. And finally gets into the arbitrary hell hole of hoes and sigmas

 

[Worthy39]

No. Maybe add this to it:

Father is a sigma, and sells him to to a noble. He then sexually harasses people like his life depends on it. Gets teleported to Brazil. Become waifuless. And finally gets into the arbitrary hell hole of hoes and sigmas

Mushoku?

 

[AliceMoonvale]

No. Maybe add this to it:

Father is a sigma, and sells him to to a noble. He then sexually harasses people like his life depends on it. Gets teleported to Brazil. Become waifuless. And finally gets into the arbitrary hell hole of hoes and sigmas

Idk what this about, but getting teleported to Brazil sounds scary.

Here's another one:

A whole bunch of emotionally unstable gym bros, gifted kids, and a sigma space pirate are teaming up to undo a major cosmic oopsie caused by this GIGACHAD purple wellness influencer who thinks mass murder is his 'self-care journey'. L Rizz. Fr fr, time travel happens, the feels hit hard, and everyone's speedrunning their trauma for like three hours straight before they throw hands for the fate of the whole universe.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Idk what this about, but getting teleported to Brazil sounds scary.

Here's another one:

A whole bunch of emotionally unstable gym bros, gifted kids, and a sigma space pirate are teaming up to undo a major cosmic oopsie caused by this GIGACHAD purple wellness influencer who thinks mass murder is his 'self-care journey'. L Rizz. Fr fr, time travel happens, the feels hit hard, and everyone's speedrunning their trauma for like three hours straight before they throw hands for the fate of the whole universe.

Gurran Luggann?

 

[Worthy39]

Gurran Luggann?

I agree, that seems right, but who would the space pirate be? I mean, technically the gifted kid is the space pirate, isn't he?

 

[Envylope]

Some dumb ass kid with no rizz and yellow hair simps so hard for his best friend's bussy. But the friend wasn't bussin' with that. He wanted to run away for some snakeussy, no cap. On god that shitty brat cried the whole time and tried to pop a cap in the yellow guys ass. But the yellow guy wouldn't give him up or let him down for 67 seasons. For real, on God.

 

[Worthy39]

You know what? I'll throw one out, too. Mine's a little less well known, but I think you guys can get it.

A bunch of body builders run around with a male loli and eat an alligator while rizzing up an old lady and using their hands, hair, and eyes as silverware.