Secrets of the one above game

Juia_Darkcrest

Neurotic Exorcist
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The one above me had a colonoscopy and thought it was a lobotomy. Now they recommend the archaic brain surgery to everyone they meet because they enjoyed it so much.
 

Anonjohn20

Pen holding member
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The one above me is not a real ghost. He is just a weird roboman in a ghost costume, and that's why the pen doesn't fall through him.
(Ghost? Costume? I was handed this outfit by some people in the woods who were carrying crosses and obsessed with the color white; they were real kind, as I was sort of naked.)

The one above me once made a dress so beautiful that two kingdoms went to war over it. To end the conflict, someone had to split the dress in two.
 

Worthy39

The protagonist's third cousin, twice removed
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The one above me only bothered learning that story because the dress was made for a futa.
 

Navillus

The Humble Cat
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The one above me is highly skilled at speed eating entire pineapples… skin and all-nyah.
 
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