The one above me once engineered a submarine that was powered by vodka. It was never mass-produced, as his country had better uses for vodka, like drinking it.
The one above me has just drank six pints of vodka and is currently swimming around his local pool underwater, periodically surfacing to make submarine noises.
The barely alive bird that's the size of a bear above me was exiled from the South Pole by his bird compatriots for usury, fraud, and predatory practices.