What would you do if you woke up with a changed sexual orientation?

[AnonUnlimited]

Say if you’re gay, now you’re straight. If you’re straight you’re now suddenly gay.

if you’re poly, then you now are monogamous.
If you’re bisexual, now you’re asexual.
If you’re asexual, you’re now trisexual.

what would you do?

 

[ShrimpShady]

I'd be gobblin wieners I guess. Seems like the logical cocklusion idk

 

[RepresentingWrath]

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Make breakfast for my child. There's not much time for sex these days.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I'd be gobblin wieners I guess. Seems like the logical cocklusion idk

Goblin weiners are too common. Maybe go for a minotaur weiner.

 

[Alski]

Goblin weiners are too common. Maybe go for a minotaur weiner.

Hes a shrimp, so he trying to stay in his own size catagory.

 

[georgelee5786]

I become ungay, ez

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

I gotta collect them all...
For my hoard of course.

 

[SRB]

I go and make breakfast, because I just woke up.

 

[Empress_Omnii]

Nothing special? My lesbianism while important me, isn't that influential on my day to day life. Maybe if I were dating I'd have better answer... but I suppose I'd have to get rid of the flag?

And I wouldn't blush at pretty women

 

[Seaspecter]

I'd ignore that shit like all of the other problems in my life.

 

[beast_regards]

There are no furries on the Internet!

 

[Hoshino]

Nothing, everything.

 

[Kara_dija]

Say if you’re gay, now you’re straight. If you’re straight you’re now suddenly gay.

if you’re poly, then you now are monogamous.
If you’re bisexual, now you’re asexual.
If you’re asexual, you’re now trisexual.

what would you do?

İ don't leave my house. So it'll barely be any different ?

 

[Corty]

Nothing would change, I would just have to reorganize my hentai collection.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

İ don't leave my house. So it'll barely be any different ?

You won’t change the kind of stuff you look at online?

Nothing would change, I would just have to reorganize my hentai collection.

lol

 

[tiaf]

Define:

you’re now trisexual

Google spits out several definitions.

Nothing would change, I would just have to reorganize my hentai collection.

Priorities.

 

[Fairemont]

Probably assume my ADHD meds are clobbering my sex drive into asexual, so, itd take me a while to figure out anything changed.

 

[laccoff_mawning]

I'd say "ew!" and then re-orient myself through the power of self-brainwashing.

 

[Kara_dija]

You won’t change the kind of stuff you look at online?

lol

İ actually see only brain rot reels, crochet patterns and old movie/series clips. So.. I dont see what I'd change ?