What role would you take in a movie/series adaptation of your story.

What role would you take in a movie/series adaptation of your story?

  • Scriptwriter

  • Showrunner

  • Composer (Alongside another role)

  • Director's Accomplice

  • None (I just want credit)

  • Producer


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Gryphon

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Scriptwriter, although I would merely give suggestions or edit certain dialogue or scenes if the need arises. I can write some decent stories, but writing for a book compared to a TV screen is an entirely different ballgame so I'd try and keep it to the professionals as much as possible.
 

aToTeT

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At times like this, I am reminded of The Golden Compass:

The film which did everything as faithful to the novel as it reasonably could…

Yet ended in utter catastrophe as a movie adaptation — for reasons that are so interconnected that they are almost impossible to determine on an individual basis. My armoured babies deserved so much better, but I cannot begin to tell them what they did wrong.

I am also reminded of Warcraft, Halo, and a dozen-odd other horrifically bad adaptations of very good stories, where almost none of the actual story or setting is actually present — to the severe detriment.

It’s one thing for them to turn a bunch of Asimov’s works into a very loose creative-inspiration for I, Robot… and for them to cast Will Smith in his prime to do what Will Smith does best, and completely rewrite the trajectory of the movie around his action star potential: and end up making a seriously cool action movie in the process (damn, when I think of the fight choreography of Sonny vs those other robots, or just so many examples from the work: I get kinda giddy).

It’s quite another thing entirely when they take a perfectly executable, exciting, thrilling, magnificent masterpiece of a story… and The Hobbit it (and I guess Rings of Power has continued this trend, but I believe they’re trying to tell an Original Story set within the looser universe… so… I can’t fault it as an adaptation surely?).

Despite that level of sheer… I want to say: mockery. Mockery of the source material! — There have been good adaptations, very good ones! Harry Potter movies absolutely massacred the source material (well, until the last couple, maybe… both got a little unwieldy by the end), and the Lord of the Rings trilogy of films… I don’t care that the book has a wide variety of nuances and makes for a very good read if you can get past the linguist luxuriating in language (very good!): but the movies in their extended editions are so extremely good that it would be absurd to say they did not do the source material credit *despite* effectively trading everyone’s lines to everyone else, absolutely culling characters left and right, and completely trampling over the greater work therein.

That Balrog? Holy. Mackerel. It doesn’t just still hold up: IT IS THE THING TO LOOK UP TO. All fire and shadow, that whip, the sound, the… the virtuosity of the performances across the whole spectrum (well, maybe Frodo is the lowest point, and Faramir is way less interesting to emphasise his daddy issues, but that’s countered by SAM— Hello! (and Aragorn, I say, best last-minute casting change probably ever.))

It would be easier to turn my (theoretical, hypothetical, don’t-get-your-hopes-up) End Times into a single character study than to give it the Last Of Us treatment.

All that said… all that said:

What if they Princess Bride my books.

What if they Perfect Blue my books.

Holy. Mackerel. On. A. Stick. Upon. Calvary. And. Jabbed. In. The. Side. To. See. If. She’s. Cooked.

I’ll be literally anything you want if you plan to do that to my stories. Unpaid. *UNCREDITED*

That is how much I want to see that. Please: Studio Bones, Madhouse — Sergio Leone wherever you are (be it in Heaven with your Angel Eyes upon us or on Earth absolutely bodying cinema giants): If you’re listening. Please. Please adapt my stories! Go ahead and steal it: it’s okay… if it's you, sensei. Do me like you did Kurasawa!
 
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Nolff

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Cameos.

I want to be him fr.

 

Clo

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I picked Director's Accomplice without really looking up what they do, but, as a general rule, I don't think I am better at any of the things needed to make a movie or manga than professionals in this field, so I would likely not want to force my exact dialogue, shots, episode structure..

All I'd want to make sure if the characters get treated well when compared to the source material.

But honestly, seeing Elyssia doing Baji Quan on screen would be enough to make me happy.

They could ruin everything else, and I would forgive them if I get to see a cute green-haired elf doing full body tackles against monsters.
 

CharlesEBrown

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Absolutely.
I guess Rings of Power has continued this trend, but I believe they’re trying to tell an Original Story set within the looser universe… so… I can’t fault it as an adaptation surely?).
I wanted to like Rings of Power. It had some good things. But the attitude of the producers before it came out ("At last, we finally get to correct the errors in Tolkien's masterwork!") and that gawdsawful ice climbing scene - they could gotten better results from a well-painted climbing rock wall at a fitness center! - that they chose to START the thing with nearly killed any good will I had for it - and the fact that none of it convinced my wife to keep watching meant I never got back to it after turning it off halfway through E2.
 
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I have some experience being scriptwriter so yeah, the only option for me
 

aToTeT

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Absolutely.

I wanted to like Rings of Power. It had some good things. But the attitude of the producers before it came out ("At last, we finally get to correct the errors in Tolkien's masterwork!") and that gawdsawful ice climbing scene - they could gotten better results from a well-painted climbing rock wall at a fitness center! - that they chose to START the thing with nearly killed any good will I had for it - and the fact that none of it convinced my wife to keep watching meant I never got back to it after turning it off halfway through E2.
Errors? Errors!? X___x

Somehow, I don’t think they’re thinking ‘huh, these eagles are a little inconsistent’.

Sometimes I will watch a person say a thing in an interview that will take me from ‘loosely interested’ straight to ‘not if you were the last movie on Earth’.

My life has taken an upward turn as I’ve gone back to writing and art (this light gap notwithstanding, it’s a temporary illness (or I’m gonna die of a never-before-seen strain!)), and it has dramatically improved since I began managing my time under the theory of ultimate selfishness: what is going to get the most out of my time.

Therefore, writing thismeans you were the answer!

… or my tummy hurts so much and I don’t wanna move, and I’ve watched Simon Whistler on YouTube for four hours straight and now hear his voice speak to me as if from far away even though I have long ago closed his way of speaking to me, and this was the next best thing after sleep.

Which means, you’re the next best thing!

Or it means that Scribblehub is down and I can’t reread my story to find a minor error for the umpteenth time.

Which means you’ll just about do in a pinch! :D
 

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Errors? Errors!? X___x

Somehow, I don’t think they’re thinking ‘huh, these eagles are a little inconsistent’.
No, they were explicit in that his mistakes were his lack of inclusiveness (as they define it)...
So, they have multiracial elves (kind of cool, except the only elf we see initially who faces racism from humans is also the first brown-skinned elf, so the viewers don't really know if it's the skin color or the pointy ears the humans are reacting to, or if it's the combination), multiracial hobbits (having them also be nomadic made this make a good deal of sense) and multiracial dwarves (which is total nonsense given how Tolkien described dwarves and the mythologies he based them on). Also, far more central female characters, which may be his biggest shortcoming, really.

But they DID use either "errors" or "mistakes" as well as the phrase "finally correcting" in at least one interview - and not just a more honest and modest "We're updating it for a more contemporary audience" (which would have ticked off some anyway, but not as much as insulting the actual source material did).
 

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No, they were explicit in that his mistakes were his lack of inclusiveness (as they define it)...
So, they have multiracial elves (kind of cool, except the only elf we see initially who faces racism from humans is also the first brown-skinned elf, so the viewers don't really know if it's the skin color or the pointy ears the humans are reacting to, or if it's the combination), multiracial hobbits (having them also be nomadic made this make a good deal of sense) and multiracial dwarves (which is total nonsense given how Tolkien described dwarves and the mythologies he based them on). Also, far more central female characters, which may be his biggest shortcoming, really.

But they DID use either "errors" or "mistakes" as well as the phrase "finally correcting" in at least one interview - and not just a more honest and modest "We're updating it for a more contemporary audience" (which would have ticked off some anyway, but not as much as insulting the actual source material did).
Oh my Actual Sir Francis Bacon.

I have not read through the source material in a long long time… but (oh my god I can’t remember how to spell the two most notable (not Galadriel) female characters…. Google help!)

Éowyn is a badass in the movies. I seem to remember some letter from Tolkien likening her to B— names are not with me Right now… Brunhild. But this is a very distant, possibly invented memory… but it is indisputable that she had some pretty dang cool scenes in the movies. Besides, daddy issues he may have had, but iirc book Faramir looked at the Ring and said “lol nah”, in the lingo of my contemporary audiences.

Arwen is cool too; good representation of the classically represented female trait of ‘Resilience’.

It’s a staple throughout literature the world over: good things come to women who wait.

Of course, whether it’s a good message or true is up for debate, and I’ve seen both horrors and wonders in life through that lens, but the counter to that is currently mostly running through Villainess media; being a ‘bad girl’ who actively moves to take what she wants rather than be bossed around and stuff.

But Tolkien wrote this stuff a LONG time ago. I’d say he modelled two classical depictions of heroic female characters present in all the fairytales of his day, and he did justice to both of them: Arwen is strong to love a mortal man, and to forever mourn him. Éowyn asserts her will and avenges her father who did not believe in her until the end (or just wanted to protect her, which is my preferred interpretation, but both are equally as functionally accurate despite motivation).

I personally like that the halflings and women of Tolkien's world are not supreme beings unmatched in warfare like Legolas and Gimli and Aragorn; I like that they are burglars, and are full of courage that overcomes the cruelly weighted scales of their fate!

… I’m pretty enthusiastic over a book series I last experienced by listening to it on tape (and it was no Stephen Fry to make that one palatable unfortunately). The movies were damn good though. The entire Moira section is just… phenomenal.
 

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Oh my Actual Sir Francis Bacon.

I have not read through the source material in a long long time… but (oh my god I can’t remember how to spell the two most notable (not Galadriel) female characters…. Google help!)

Éowyn is a badass in the movies. I seem to remember some letter from Tolkien likening her to B— names are not with me Right now… Brunhild. But this is a very distant, possibly invented memory… but it is indisputable that she had some pretty dang cool scenes in the movies..
Brunhild? Hmm - I would have thought Boudica but he was big on the Norse stuff (IIRC his first published work was a prose version of a Norse saga... either that or a story inspired by one and H. Rider Haggard did the prose version of a different one), including a fact I never noticed myself - the first time he describes Gandalf it is almost directly "cribbed" from the description of a disguise Odin used in at least one myth.
 

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Brunhild? Hmm - I would have thought Boudica but he was big on the Norse stuff (IIRC his first published work was a prose version of a Norse saga... either that or a story inspired by one and H. Rider Haggard did the prose version of a different one), including a fact I never noticed myself - the first time he describes Gandalf it is almost directly "cribbed" from the description of a disguise Odin used in at least one myth.
I never considered the Odin connection (though it should have been obvious in hindsight —to an extent. mind has him with one eye in all forms, but that’s because my brain is feeling too limited to see beyond Mimr.

Alas, the Ninth Legion of Rome wasn’t particularly keen on giving us a nice and unbiased look at Boudicca as they ran ran ran and swam swam swam.

So I can’t tell if my mental vision of her from Civilisation 5 all covered in blue tattoos is correct.

I think it not unlikely that Tolkien, who dedicated his life to language and to words (and children I suppose, the biggest contribution to humanity possible).

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I would honestly just want to be there to make sure things play out how I had them in my head... If at least 90% of it comes out how I wished, I would be content
 
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