Trading The Secrets of The Trending Page For A Girlfriend

[HypnoticNovels]

Hi I'm HypnoticNovels!

I have been writing my story for over a year now and it's been amazing! My readers are so freaking nice and it's really been a ton of fun writing My story may currently be #1 on Trending (which absolutely blows me away, btw, like seriously I honestly can't believe it), but there is one thing I am missing.

That's right! A freaking girlfriend

Me getting on trending was totally not just a stroke of luck. Definitely not. Completely and totally not. I 100% absolutely know the secrets of getting on the trending tab >:D . Definitely. Have I mentioned that I totally do? Because I probably maybe might I at least have concepts of an idea that's good enough, right?

Anyway.

I am willing to share this totally real and definitely existing secret to a hypothetical significant other After a minimum of 8 years of marriage and 6 grandkids I will spill all the details to you!!! If anyone wants to take this insanely good offer, please let me know! Please! I'm desperate

- HypnoticNovels

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Congrats on getting to top1. Good job!

 

[HypnoticNovels]

Congrats on getting to top1. Good job!

Thank you so much <3 <3 my readers deserve the congrats though; their support is what got me there

 

[Empress_Omnii]

A freaking girlfriend

I've heard that femboys are rather popular. Why not look for one of those instead and combine your expertise?

 

[LuoirM]

I'm a fat bearded 18 years old incel, can I be your girlfriend?

 

[HypnoticNovels]

I've heard that femboys are rather popular. Why not look for one of those instead and combine your expertise?

I am still slightly too straight for that sadly

I'm a fat bearded 18 years old incel, can I be your girlfriend?

That's a tempting proposition, however, your predicted death date is a bit too soon for my requested 6 grandkids You're too young to sell out anyway lol

 

[CharlesEBrown]

Nice. I hear one of my stories made Trending once, for about two, maybe three hours. Was only on the top of the second page though and fell off fast.

 

[HypnoticNovels]

Nice. I hear one of my stories made Trending once, for about two, maybe three hours. Was only on the top of the second page though and fell off fast.

Thank you so much :D ! That's really cool though I'm sure it's just a matter of time before you get back there and even higher!! Just gotta keep grinding

 

[Empress_Omnii]

Nice. I hear one of my stories made Trending once, for about two, maybe three hours. Was only on the top of the second page though and fell off fast.

Well here is your lucky chance. You just have to marry for 8 years and adopt a pile of grandchildren.

 

[RedMuffin]

Hi I'm HypnoticNovels!

I have been writing my story for over a year now and it's been amazing! My readers are so freaking nice and it's really been a ton of fun writing My story may currently be #1 on Trending (which absolutely blows me away, btw, like seriously I honestly can't believe it), but there is one thing I am missing.

That's right! A freaking girlfriend

Me getting on trending was totally not just a stroke of luck. Definitely not. Completely and totally not. I 100% absolutely know the secrets of getting on the trending tab >:D . Definitely. Have I mentioned that I totally do? Because I probably maybe might I at least have concepts of an idea that's good enough, right?

Anyway.

I am willing to share this totally real and definitely existing secret to a hypothetical significant other After a minimum of 8 years of marriage and 6 grandkids I will spill all the details to you!!! If anyone wants to take this insanely good offer, please let me know! Please! I'm desperate

- HypnoticNovels

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

I just bought one off a website that hadn't been kept since the 90s. Mail-order is the way to go. Now give me the details.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

I just bought one off a website that hadn't been kept since the 90s. Mail-order is the way to go. Now give me the details.

Mail order trending? Or a mail-order novel?

 

[cabbag3]

You can try to rent one first. Then try to make story out of it for the next 9 years.

 

[HypnoticNovels]

Mail order trending? Or a mail-order novel?

I thought he meant a mail order girlfriend

You can try to rent one first. Then try to make story out of it for the next 9 years.

 

[RedMuffin]

I thought he meant a mail order girlfriend

Mail-order bride - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[John_Owl]

I am still slightly too straight for that sadly

I believe there exists an inverse correlation between the time spent single and the more appealing a given option appears. Maybe another 2-3 years and femboys will be appealing? At least the genuine traps.

 

[Corty]

Can we skip to the part where we separate and you take the kids and half of my income? I need to get into smoking and drinking to be a proper, grizzled author.

 

[HypnoticNovels]

Can we skip to the part where we separate and you take the kids and half of my income? I need to get into smoking and drinking to be a proper, grizzled author.

It would be my highest honor to divorce an author as talented as you, Corty

 

[Corty]

It would be my highest honor to divorce an author as talented as you, Corty

In 2 years, we can remarry and repeat the progress

 

[RedMuffin]

Can we skip to the part where we separate and you take the kids and half of my income? I need to get into smoking and drinking to be a proper, grizzled author.

It would be my highest honor to divorce an author as talented as you, Corty

In 2 years, we can remarry and repeat the progress