Someone slaps you with money

[CheertheSecond]

So everyday, a man will come and slap your face with at least $3000 worth of bills. On the days that he is having a bad time he will throw a stack of 50k onto your head. You are allowed to keep the money.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

USD, Australian dollars, Canadian Dollars? It makes a difference...
And is he holding the money hard enough for his hand to make contact too or does he just hit me with the bills?

If there is actual pain involved then definitely keeping the money, and maybe, after a few weeks, having the dude arrested for assault (especially if he is not using USD)... But if he's just brushing me with it, and it's not US money, I might grab a bunch of the $50K and run off, but not the smaller amounts.

But hey, if you want to see for sure and have the money laying around, I can send you my address...

 

[Deleted member 84247]

No one slaps this queen with money! I'll bite you back!

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Monkey doesn't know what this dignity things is...

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

So everyday, a man will come and slap your face with at least $3000 worth of bills. On the days that he is having a bad time he will throw a stack of 50k onto your head. You are allowed to keep the money.

Imma slap him back, so he'll avenge himself and slap me back with more money.

 

[2wordsperminute]

I feel like with how flimsy bills are it couldn't do a whole lot of damage, and 3k is 3k...

 

[Cannight]

For 3k, hell, I'd let him spank me

 

[LuoirM]

You know, when people ask these kinda questions, slapping is the tamest thing they come up with to try and make a dilemma.

 

[NotaNuffian]

Already happening to me IRL.

Guess what, I have no dignity.

I am also making the bare minimum monthly.

 

[melchi]

I give the money back to @Sola-sama because it is obvious where it came from.

 

[CheertheSecond]

for illustration purposes

 

[Rhaps]

 

[laccoff_mawning]

My religion tells me to turn the other cheek, so I guess I have no choice but to take all their money...

 

[Tsuru]

My religion tells me to turn the other cheek, so I guess I have no choice but to take all their money...

Same.

I'm ex-religious.
But i sure would gladly pick up again, just for this moment.

 

[BearlyAlive]

3k every day? And 50k whenever that dude has a bad day? That isn't even a question, I'd make his life a living hell to maximize profit!

Dignity has no place in a job where you make 50k daily!

 

[melchi]

The catch is that the money only exists on the scribble hub forum.

 

[3guanoff]

So everyday, a man will come and slap your face with at least $3000 worth of bills. On the days that he is having a bad time he will throw a stack of 50k onto your head. You are allowed to keep the money.

I hope he will have a bad day every day! A mild concussion is worth $50k.

 

[HelloHound]

I'd be willing to be paid 3k a day just for an event I can armor up for, not to mention the 50k days

 

[CharlesEBrown]

I hope he will have a bad day every day! A mild concussion is worth $50k.

I would suspect the concussion happened before the "hitting with money" began, personally.

 

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