Writing Prompt An honorable duel between cultivators

[AYM]

Two respectable masters of the profound Facial Hair Path meet on different sides of the battlefield.

Big Jeff​	Cool Tony​
Mount Tai Beardsmanship​	Beard of Samsara​
Additional Notes Melee focus 25% chance his attack is unseen Has eyes AND can see Mt. Tai His name is Big Jeff. This name was given to him by his martial master Invisible Dragon, who only became his master after he kowtowed 69420 times and rated @K5Rakitan's story 1 star He drinks tea	Additional Notes Range focus Spirit Treasure Hat Artifact (not shown in picture) Six Paths Domain comprehension His name is Cool Tony. He was born under the Supreme SmutHub Star of the dear Almighty Primordial True Venerated Great Pardon Virtue Venerated Holy Emperor @Tony-sama He drinks coffee

Write an EPIC showdown!!!!!!!!!!


?? (Author's Note: I created this while experiencing significant qi deviation. Send jade beauties.)

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Big Jeff was invisible because he was invisible dragons disciple, but Cool Tony twirled his mustache. He had the backing of Supreme Overlord Tony himself.

Using the power of smuthub, he shined a light on Big Jeff’s invisible kinks. Big Jeff died from embarrassment and no small amount of cringe.

 

[Tsuru]

When WEST do it too :

 

[BearlyAlive]

I'd vote for the drill beard, just because he has more reach and armor penetration.

Tangentially off-topic, but are cultivator duels turn-based or more ATB-like since we all know that cultivators never interrupt each other during their DBZ-like multi-episode-long charging sequences?

 

[RepresentingCaution]

The winner is obvious!

 

[So_Indecisive]

It's obvious big Jeff wins. I mean look at that glorious beard, any cultivating elder would droop over it. I mean most of the overpowered elders basically nod all day while stroking their beards, big Jeff got the look down to a T

 

[AYM]

Tangentially off-topic, but are cultivator duels turn-based or more ATB-like since we all know that cultivators never interrupt each other during their DBZ-like multi-episode-long charging sequences?

Yes