Looking for Christmas Prompts

[Deleted member 68927]

Looking for Christmas Prompts. I intend to do an Anthology that has to do with Christmas, since I already wrote a short story about what happened to Granny Claus after Santa ran off with a stripper.

The goal? To destroy all that is pure in my reader's hearts so that I can convert them fully to the crack side. Also, to lure more readers with GL and GB stories, get them hooked, and then present them with my BL stories.

I am evil, I know. But I did it last December and it worked great.

Please and thank you!

 

[Verdante]

I like this idea. Yes, convert them

 

[Corty]

Make it so Krampus and Santa are lovers, and the bad kids who get kidnapped are their form of adoption. They are turning them into elves who are then made to work in their sweatshop, producing cheap stuff that they market and sell on Amazon, so they can feed their decadent urges and hobbies. The good kids who get gifts are simply unwilling product testers to see if their new inventions are viable for the market or not.

You can replace kids with adults if you go for a more kinky approach.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Santa caught the attention of overbearing CEO Jack Frost

 

[Deleted member 68927]

Make it so Krampus and Santa are lovers, and the bad kids who get kidnapped are their form of adoption. They are turning them into elves who are then made to work in their sweatshop, producing cheap stuff that they market and sell on Amazon, so they can feed their decadent urges and hobbies. The good kids who get gifts are simply unwilling product testers to see if their new inventions are viable for the market or not.

You can replace kids with adults if you go for a more kinky approach.

I don't know who Krampus is, but I love this prompt! Thank you!

Santa caught the attention of overbearing CEO Jack Frost

Can it be Jayne Frost? I need bait, I mean, to be more diverse in my writing.

 

[Corty]

I don't know who Krampus is, but I love this prompt! Thank you!

The Krampus is a horned, anthropomorphic figure in the Central and Eastern Alpine folklore of Europe who, during the Advent season, scares children who have misbehaved. Assisting Saint Nicholas, or Santa Claus, the pair visit children on the night of 6 December, with Saint Nicholas rewarding the well-behaved children with gifts such as oranges, dried fruit, walnuts and chocolate, while the badly behaved ones only receive punishment from Krampus with birch rods. Krampus day itself, on the other hand, is on 5 December.

 

[Deleted member 68927]

Hm, this can be some good crack BL...

It is practically canon.

I like it!

 

[Cortavar]

Cracking Christmas? OK, let's try it.

"Santa's replacement, Eldritch abomination edition"
Oh no! Santa and his elves are sick, and the few unaffected elves are frantically looking for a replacement. A human won't do this time, as Santa's sickness is highly contagious to any living organism. While the elves are Frantically looking for a solution, a mysterious robed figure appears to offer them help, only if they could call them into this realm, all of their problems would be solved, eternally...

"Careful what you wish for"
"Dear Santa, I would really like peace in my country and the world for Christmas"...
As Santa reads the letter, he realizes that he can do better than ignore it and all the ones that came before. They want world peace? He'll bring them fucking peace! The peace of the grave for all those who've been naughty, and that's a lot of people on his list. Ho Ho Fucking Ho, Santa Claus is coming to town, armed and dangerous!