Representing_Tromba
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I have been wanting to try this for a while but I wanted to record a parody of Bo Burnham's Welcome to the Internet but for Scribblehub. Here's what I have so far and let me know what you think. Changes may be needed so don't hesitate to offer opinions, especially if a word doesn't seem to flow with the song.
Welcome to Scribblehub
Have a look around
Any story that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to Scribblehub
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see some fiction or K5Rakitan’s rate?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test
Just click on a story and we'll do the rest
Welcome to Scribblehub
What would you prefer?
Would you like to read an isekai or possibly drama?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different stories for you to engage
Welcome to Scribblehub
Put your cares aside
Here's a story on fucking dragons
Here's a fantasy genocide
We got lovers, and killers, and fantasy tropes
And a bunch of Hans.Trodheim’s drawings
Of all the different forum users being themselves
Welcome to Scribblehub
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random user just sent you a review
They are short and off-topic
They just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
Read a character’s backstory
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your OCs
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a novel
Send a comment to an author
Or rate a story and doom er
Do a loom or find a fanfic in your
Here's a happy story option
You should write a blog
Here's why characters never fuck you
Here's how you write a story
Which reader type are you?
Take this author's quiz
Agentt sent the readers to one-star your story
Could I interest you in every story?
All of the time?
A little bit of any story
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Any plot and every story
All of the time
Could I interest you in every story?
All of the time?
A little bit of any story
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Any plot and every story
All of the time
You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before Wattpad fell, circa 2018
This was fanfics
Original stories
A forum thread or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting
For you, you, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely reading
And it did all the things
We designed it to do
Now look at you, oh
Look at you, you, you
Unstoppable, readable
Your time is now
Your inside's out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
To put these world’s in your hand
Ha haha hahahahaha
Could I interest you in any story?
All of the time
A bit of every trope
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Any plot and every story
All of the time
Could I interest you in every plot?
All of the time
A little bit of every trope
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Any plot and every story
And any plot and every story
And any plot and every story
And all of the time
Welcome to Scribblehub!
original song for reference
Welcome to Scribblehub
Have a look around
Any story that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to Scribblehub
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see some fiction or K5Rakitan’s rate?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test
Just click on a story and we'll do the rest
Welcome to Scribblehub
What would you prefer?
Would you like to read an isekai or possibly drama?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different stories for you to engage
Welcome to Scribblehub
Put your cares aside
Here's a story on fucking dragons
Here's a fantasy genocide
We got lovers, and killers, and fantasy tropes
And a bunch of Hans.Trodheim’s drawings
Of all the different forum users being themselves
Welcome to Scribblehub
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random user just sent you a review
They are short and off-topic
They just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
Read a character’s backstory
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your OCs
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a novel
Send a comment to an author
Or rate a story and doom er
Do a loom or find a fanfic in your
Here's a happy story option
You should write a blog
Here's why characters never fuck you
Here's how you write a story
Which reader type are you?
Take this author's quiz
Agentt sent the readers to one-star your story
Could I interest you in every story?
All of the time?
A little bit of any story
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Any plot and every story
All of the time
Could I interest you in every story?
All of the time?
A little bit of any story
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Any plot and every story
All of the time
You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before Wattpad fell, circa 2018
This was fanfics
Original stories
A forum thread or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting
For you, you, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely reading
And it did all the things
We designed it to do
Now look at you, oh
Look at you, you, you
Unstoppable, readable
Your time is now
Your inside's out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
To put these world’s in your hand
Ha haha hahahahaha
Could I interest you in any story?
All of the time
A bit of every trope
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Any plot and every story
All of the time
Could I interest you in every plot?
All of the time
A little bit of every trope
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Any plot and every story
And any plot and every story
And any plot and every story
And all of the time
Welcome to Scribblehub!
original song for reference
