A neat idea about vampires and a more general one

[ThrillingHuman]

I just read the first prelude of as safe as houses on rrl and they had a really cool idea there.
I'll quote it from a comment:

I've never thought of vampires as moths, but in a way, if the rules stop them from coming in, then they are pests.

I feel that the idea of equating two things due to their essential properties making them equal despute them being different otherwise is so cool.
Like, what is the difference between a literal storm of murder sharks with lazers surrounding your city and you just being stuck on an island during a storm?
Or the floor being lava and the floor being very dirty and you wearing your good shoes?
Aaaand I just discovered modelling huh. Eh.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

@RepresentingEnvy

 

[ThrillingHuman]

@RepresentingEnvy witches >>>>>> vampires

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Witchpires

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Witchpires

That's one attribute too many

 

[georgelee5786]

Witchpires

burn and stake

 

[TASTYLEADPAINT]

the only good vampire is a dead one

 

[Deleted member 84247]

the only good vampire is a dead one
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He should hunt leprechauns

 

[ThrillingHuman]

He should hunt leprechauns

Leprechauns have done no wrong!

the only good vampire is a dead one
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But by default they already are...

 

[Empyrea]

But by default they already are...

I've read things where they're considered beast-men instead of undead.

Does it matter though, since I'd let them bite me either way?

 

[APieceOfRock]

Look, if vampires sucked any other kind of liquid then we wouldn't be here.

...Once upon a time there was someone who wrote a short story about a diarrhoea vanprie on 4chan
And another who wrote a diabetes version

I'd rather stick with blood (?) thank you very much.

 

[Syringe]

I've thought of vampires as moths, and nature has too. We call them mosquitoes.

 

[Seaspecter]

Look, if vampires sucked any other kind of liquid then we wouldn't be here.

...Once upon a time there was someone who wrote a short story about a diarrhoea vanprie on 4chan
And another who wrote a diabetes version

I'd rather stick with blood (?) thank you very much.

? Welp that enough internet for the day.

 

[APieceOfRock]

? Welp that enough internet for the day.

I have many more stories from the wild 4chan lands. Stick around, traveler. Rest at this bonfire and listen to the stories of old.

I've thought of vampires as moths, and nature has too. We call them mosquitoes.

That actually makes more sense. Why are vampires associated with bats and not mosquitoes?

 

[Empyrea]

That actually makes more sense. Why are vampires associated with bats and not mosquitoes?

Also, since they are associated with bats, does that make Dracula the first mainstream furry character?

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Also, since they are associated with bats, does that make Dracula the first mainstream furry character?

I have many more stories from the wild 4chan lands. Stick around, traveler. Rest at this bonfire and listen to the stories of old.

That actually makes more sense. Why are vampires associated with bats and not mosquitoes?

This thread is cursed. Pebble, keep your 4chan adventures away from any bonfire. You shouldn't be allowed within a kilometer of any place where people are sharing their stories.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Also, since they are associated with bats, does that make Dracula the first mainstream furry character?

the minotaur: ?

This thread is cursed.

duh, it was started by a witch

 

[TASTYLEADPAINT]

He should hunt leprechauns

Do you think if he stabs it with a knife lucky charms will fall out?

 

[Zirrboy]

Witchpires

Witchpyres

 

[Rhaps]

Do you think if he stabs it with a knife lucky charms will fall out?

Last time I stabbed one, weed fell out.