SHF Lore

[Deleted member 57675]

Sorry Agentt went ahead with your idea. Decided don't want a 160+ profile notifications lol.

Inscribe the lore of your fellow SHFers.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Lloyd is based.

 

[Deleted member 57675]

@Paul_Tromba = writer for thighs
@SailusGebel = hungry tsundere
@greyblob = angry tsundere
@Agentt = Perverted wholesome

 

[aimless]

Sorry Agentt went ahead with your idea. Decided don't want a 160+ profile notifications lol.

Inscribe the lore of your fellow SHFers.

Hmm, now time to just sit back and watch it all unfold

 

[Deleted member 54065]

 

[greyblob]

why bother making this if all you're gonna do is tell lies

 

[Deleted member 57675]

why bother making this if all you're gonna do is tell lies

Because,
boredum.

 

[Agentt]

@Paul_Tromba = writer for thighs
@SailusGebel = hungry tsundere
@greyblob = angry tsundere
@Agentt = Perverted wholesome

That is very much like me
Don't forget @Napelynn being the cutest thing ever

 

[Representing_Tromba]

@Paul_Tromba = writer for thighs
@SailusGebel = hungry tsundere
@greyblob = angry tsundere
@Agentt = Perverted wholesome

Semi-false. I have written about my own thigh and how I no longer own it. Thighs are rarely written or discussed otherwise by me.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Semi-false. I have written about my own thigh and how I no longer own it. Thighs are rarely written or discussed otherwise by me.

I want to read the story of you became 'The Paul on fiyaaaaaaahhhh"

 

[Deleted member 57675]

I want to read the story of you became 'The Paul on fiyaaaaaaahhhh"

Make him a pyrokinetic wizard trying to overthrow a kingdom, sabotage the demon lord, and take back and reclaim what's rightfully his: his own thigh.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Make him a pyrokinetic wizard trying to overthrow a kingdom, sabotage the demon lord, and take back and reclaim what's rightfully his: his own thigh.

That's...actually pretty interesting, I'd say.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I want to read the story of you became 'The Paul on fiyaaaaaaahhhh"

I lit myself on fire and danced around before jumping into a lake.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

I lit myself on fire and danced around before jumping into a lake.

I'd like to do that someday.

Though it's impossible because the lakes here are as dirty as my mind.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

lakes here are as dirty as my mind.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

How dare you doubt the dirtiness of my mind!

 

[Deleted member 57675]

I lit myself on fire and danced around before jumping into a lake.

He joined a cult. The lady of the lake granted him three tears. Why we do not know. He asked for more chicken thighs. The lady of the lake whisked him away to a land to face an evil witch, who had a hundred chicken demons, each more bigger than the last. He licked his lips in anticipation. Fried chicken, bbq chicken, rotisserie chicken, grilled chicken, roasted chicken, poached chicken, chicken soup....

His only regret was that he couldn't drag @ElliePorter the primordial chef of SHF to cook all the tasty meat and make @SailusGebel grumble grumble.

Wait, he was his own chef! He even grated his own leg for cheese! He cooked for many eons at campfires, this shall be nothing new.

Cracking his knuckles he looked at the army of chickens as he took out two frying pans, one in each hand.

He can smell the barbaque sauce and whiskey now. Anytime.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I'd like to do that someday.

Though it's impossible because the lakes here are as dirty as my mind.

Fair enough.

 

[BenJepheneT]

How dare you doubt the dirtiness of my mind!

If your mind can be constituted as filthy then mine requires nuclear erasure.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

If your mind can be constituted as filthy then mine requires nuclear erasure.