BenJepheneT
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Edit: I've used the term cryptocurrency as a replacement for "what if money, but uploaded into the internet?" Like internet credits, but utilized wordlwide. I don't know if there's a valid term for this, but if there is, well fuck if I'm bothering to edit this whole thing again.
Alright, the entire forum knows I'm a smooth, monke brainlet. I can't economy whatsoever. I can comprehend the concept but everything else, I'm a fucken idiot on. The furthest I know about money is that I have it and I want more. So I'm asking you guys instead.
Beforehand, I'd like you all to imagine a future cyberpunk dystopia where the AnCap meter is dialed to the fucking MAX and that to suspend a little bit of disbelief for the world I'm gonna be using as an example. As it stands now, crypto currency will most likely never be a thing for the foreseeable future, but for now, I'm toying with a what if situation, so bear with me here.
Hypothetically, what if a fucken powerful corporation suddenly took a massive monopoly over the world's economy and pumped everything they have into a cryptocurrency? As in, paper-less money. Just bare fucking credits. Perhaps I should've worded it as an OMNISCIENT BEING/ENTITY that suddenly owned the world's most powerful currency and pumped it all into credits, effectively rendering paper money worthless. And to give context, these shits got bottomless resources. They effectively have their hands on the money printing machine, and their monopoly reaches so far they're not even called lobbying Congress anymore they just straight up own everything. Postal service, hospitals, public services; all paid for and with their new cryptocurrency, forcing everyone to adopt or rely on private services, which are also majorly owned by said Corpo.
How would it evolve overtime? Will it start off as just some Disneybucks, only to be used on their own properties? Will they slowly spread their fresh-off-the-oven currency by making it a mandatory currency for any of their services? And just forget any notion of fair play or rationality in regards for said Corpo -- just imagine that the CEO and heads of the table had an amazing amphetamine binge that lasted so long they signed off their brilliant idea without a second thought.
And how would that currency work within the actual world? I'd imagine they'd tie biometrics to their bank accounts to pay shit. Buy a piece of gum from 7/11? Go to the counter and scan your thumb or smth like that. Cashiers are fucking dead that's for sure. Mom and pop stores would probably be compelled into using same thing too (just imagine the meth addicts on the round table got around to giving biometric scanners to every store in the country. Don't question how, just roll along with it.)
How would borrowing money work? As in, between family members and friends? Do they just carry devices with them to transfer small amounts? What if they relegated paper money to "free-to-use money", as in their bank accounts have spending money AND stored money, and that in order to use the stored money you have to transfer a certain number to your spending money in order to use it freely, to transfer it between mates as "borrowing money" or to be used in physical restaurants and shit? How would banks work? I guess like normal ATMs, but instead of paper money they transfer the stored money into the "spending money".
It's just a stupid concept I have. It's probably more complicated than that.
And what about the poor as fuck folks? Would the corpos even think about them? Probably not. I'm not genius but a viable cryptocurrency would probably need an easy, always-connected external hardware to access. It'll probably be engineered cheap in order to accommodate as much people as possible, but not the homeless, who live by pennies. They'll probably have useless notes, like Malaya after the Japanese occupation, where they have millions of banana notes with no use whatsoever. NY style side shows would probably be gone. Or they'll probably have those mom-and-pop style scanners where people can donate by scanning a finger anytime they want, but with that, the public would probably be less compelled to drop a tenner, as right now, instead of dropping pennies anonymously you're actively dropping "cash" from your bank account.
The stock market would probably be widely different, or just the same. Idk I think it'll stay the same. If the $GME thing were to happen under cryptocurrency it'll probably be the exact same thing. I don't know. Just a wild, uneducated guess.
How would other countries respond? Will they also have their own version of Disneybucks? How will they contest with one another? How would another "Venenzuala" happen under cryptocurrency? Hell, would all the countries just unite under one crypto currency? I mean, I already said it's a what if scenario but even that seems impossible.
And I'M NOT DONE YET BOYS MY SCHIZOPHRENIA HAS MORE TO SAY
What about the underground market? Places where money that doesn't exist trade hands. Holy fuck, would they depend on actual hackers or insiders of Corpos to sneak $$$ around? Hell, you're telling me Shadowrunning would be an actual thing? Fuck me, I want that shit. But back on point, how would drug cartels and traffickers deal with shit now? Money laundering through twenty different currencies? The police would probably hire less physical force and employ more technical tactics to catch these fuckers.
Funny thought but the prison industrial complex would probably put more focus on catching hackers to work FOR the corpos than labor workers.
Oh come on its an AnCap dystopia of course they'll still use the general public to do they're stupid shit.
How would loan sharks operate? They can send money, but under heavy surveillance it probably won't fly. Just a funny thought but I'd like to imagine of all people, the GOVERNMENT (aka Corpo) were the ones to steal their (illegal) jobs. They'll probably pump interest to the roof, since they're the only valid loaning agents to get loans from.
Now onto more fantastical aspects: big crimes. Normal gas station robberies won't work; unless you're stealing milk, then you'll probably get away. But if cryptocurrency and its application has gotten this far it'll probably be safe to assume technology has advanced to the point where you probably won't get away far enough with that milk carton. Will the corpos fuck you over even for milk? I guess they would. They'll probably send out a fucken drone squad just to fuck with milk bandits.
Alright I'm sorry, back on point.
I mean money heists. Not the usual GTA or Payday 2 type of heist but the Ocean's 11 type shit. Hacking mainframe, EMPs, hiding digital trails and shit. Or course, shit like this are probably more boring than Hollywood would make it seem. Just lots of suspense and computer screens. Probably a lot of phone calls with an inside man as well. Raid the Corpo itself? Realistically speaking, the corpos will probably have split HQs where each HQ will run one aspect of their entire company. Those HQs will probably have seperate HQs as well. Lmao thinking about it now, unless you got a MGSV Mother Base LOAD of competent hackers you're probably not even gonna dent the Corpo itself.
Heists would probably lean more towards the individuals. The entrepreneurs and the philanthropists-that-MOST-PROBABLY-have-a-mineral-mine-on-Pluto-run-solely-by-small-time-prisoners-and-is-just-using-his-philantrophy-to-hide-the-fact-he-has-an-Elon-Musk-style-Lithium-mine-lightyears-away-in-outer-space-also-yes-space-travel-is-a-thing-roll-with-it. Since Shadowrunning is probably a viable thing, Inception could probably be a working concept. Damn you, Nolan-san, stealing my ideas from the past.
Wait wait wait, I'm gonna go on the left field for a second and dive into the prison industrial complex for a bit.
IS IT POSSIBLE or at least viable to have a planet that's ripe with minerals and solely mined by prisoners, and that the planet itself is already its jail, and that housing is practically just concrete buildings with windows and piss-stained bed sheets? Since we're turning the AnCap meter to 21, what if corpos ALSO allow businesses to be run on the planet? Are the prisoners even earning enough money to use money? Are the prisoners even allowed to use their cryptocurrency? Who cares? They get rent from the businesses anyway. And what if the planet just looks nice? Would other corpos open a resort for the ultra rich ALL WHILST a prison complex system is working on the other side of the planet? Hell yeah a literal economic segregation. Now we're talking.
Lmao a literal Gettho town indirectly built by the prison complex system. They'll probably have actual cities built for tourists but prisoners can't go into them because they're "prisoners". Hey, now we have a market for human smuggling for prisoners. AND a market for Shadowrunning in order to build new identities for said prisoners wanting to be smuggled out. A whole fucken package for em'. Maybe the shadowrunners can build aliases within the system so they could use the cryptocurrency in another identity. But wait, biometrics are needed to make transactions, right? What happens then? Actually changing your fingerprint? That's impossible, as they grow back, and there's a lot more to biometrics than simple fingerprints. What kinda shit will they pull to bypass this thing?
Okay that's all for my schizophrenia. What do you guys think? As in, how would cryptocurrency be applied, semi-realistically, in this AnCap as fuck dystopian universe? You guys definitely know more than me. Plz, unsmooth my monke brain, tell my how wrong I am.
Alright, the entire forum knows I'm a smooth, monke brainlet. I can't economy whatsoever. I can comprehend the concept but everything else, I'm a fucken idiot on. The furthest I know about money is that I have it and I want more. So I'm asking you guys instead.
Beforehand, I'd like you all to imagine a future cyberpunk dystopia where the AnCap meter is dialed to the fucking MAX and that to suspend a little bit of disbelief for the world I'm gonna be using as an example. As it stands now, crypto currency will most likely never be a thing for the foreseeable future, but for now, I'm toying with a what if situation, so bear with me here.
Hypothetically, what if a fucken powerful corporation suddenly took a massive monopoly over the world's economy and pumped everything they have into a cryptocurrency? As in, paper-less money. Just bare fucking credits. Perhaps I should've worded it as an OMNISCIENT BEING/ENTITY that suddenly owned the world's most powerful currency and pumped it all into credits, effectively rendering paper money worthless. And to give context, these shits got bottomless resources. They effectively have their hands on the money printing machine, and their monopoly reaches so far they're not even called lobbying Congress anymore they just straight up own everything. Postal service, hospitals, public services; all paid for and with their new cryptocurrency, forcing everyone to adopt or rely on private services, which are also majorly owned by said Corpo.
How would it evolve overtime? Will it start off as just some Disneybucks, only to be used on their own properties? Will they slowly spread their fresh-off-the-oven currency by making it a mandatory currency for any of their services? And just forget any notion of fair play or rationality in regards for said Corpo -- just imagine that the CEO and heads of the table had an amazing amphetamine binge that lasted so long they signed off their brilliant idea without a second thought.
And how would that currency work within the actual world? I'd imagine they'd tie biometrics to their bank accounts to pay shit. Buy a piece of gum from 7/11? Go to the counter and scan your thumb or smth like that. Cashiers are fucking dead that's for sure. Mom and pop stores would probably be compelled into using same thing too (just imagine the meth addicts on the round table got around to giving biometric scanners to every store in the country. Don't question how, just roll along with it.)
How would borrowing money work? As in, between family members and friends? Do they just carry devices with them to transfer small amounts? What if they relegated paper money to "free-to-use money", as in their bank accounts have spending money AND stored money, and that in order to use the stored money you have to transfer a certain number to your spending money in order to use it freely, to transfer it between mates as "borrowing money" or to be used in physical restaurants and shit? How would banks work? I guess like normal ATMs, but instead of paper money they transfer the stored money into the "spending money".
It's just a stupid concept I have. It's probably more complicated than that.
And what about the poor as fuck folks? Would the corpos even think about them? Probably not. I'm not genius but a viable cryptocurrency would probably need an easy, always-connected external hardware to access. It'll probably be engineered cheap in order to accommodate as much people as possible, but not the homeless, who live by pennies. They'll probably have useless notes, like Malaya after the Japanese occupation, where they have millions of banana notes with no use whatsoever. NY style side shows would probably be gone. Or they'll probably have those mom-and-pop style scanners where people can donate by scanning a finger anytime they want, but with that, the public would probably be less compelled to drop a tenner, as right now, instead of dropping pennies anonymously you're actively dropping "cash" from your bank account.
The stock market would probably be widely different, or just the same. Idk I think it'll stay the same. If the $GME thing were to happen under cryptocurrency it'll probably be the exact same thing. I don't know. Just a wild, uneducated guess.
How would other countries respond? Will they also have their own version of Disneybucks? How will they contest with one another? How would another "Venenzuala" happen under cryptocurrency? Hell, would all the countries just unite under one crypto currency? I mean, I already said it's a what if scenario but even that seems impossible.
And I'M NOT DONE YET BOYS MY SCHIZOPHRENIA HAS MORE TO SAY
What about the underground market? Places where money that doesn't exist trade hands. Holy fuck, would they depend on actual hackers or insiders of Corpos to sneak $$$ around? Hell, you're telling me Shadowrunning would be an actual thing? Fuck me, I want that shit. But back on point, how would drug cartels and traffickers deal with shit now? Money laundering through twenty different currencies? The police would probably hire less physical force and employ more technical tactics to catch these fuckers.
Funny thought but the prison industrial complex would probably put more focus on catching hackers to work FOR the corpos than labor workers.
Oh come on its an AnCap dystopia of course they'll still use the general public to do they're stupid shit.
How would loan sharks operate? They can send money, but under heavy surveillance it probably won't fly. Just a funny thought but I'd like to imagine of all people, the GOVERNMENT (aka Corpo) were the ones to steal their (illegal) jobs. They'll probably pump interest to the roof, since they're the only valid loaning agents to get loans from.
Now onto more fantastical aspects: big crimes. Normal gas station robberies won't work; unless you're stealing milk, then you'll probably get away. But if cryptocurrency and its application has gotten this far it'll probably be safe to assume technology has advanced to the point where you probably won't get away far enough with that milk carton. Will the corpos fuck you over even for milk? I guess they would. They'll probably send out a fucken drone squad just to fuck with milk bandits.
Alright I'm sorry, back on point.
I mean money heists. Not the usual GTA or Payday 2 type of heist but the Ocean's 11 type shit. Hacking mainframe, EMPs, hiding digital trails and shit. Or course, shit like this are probably more boring than Hollywood would make it seem. Just lots of suspense and computer screens. Probably a lot of phone calls with an inside man as well. Raid the Corpo itself? Realistically speaking, the corpos will probably have split HQs where each HQ will run one aspect of their entire company. Those HQs will probably have seperate HQs as well. Lmao thinking about it now, unless you got a MGSV Mother Base LOAD of competent hackers you're probably not even gonna dent the Corpo itself.
Heists would probably lean more towards the individuals. The entrepreneurs and the philanthropists-that-MOST-PROBABLY-have-a-mineral-mine-on-Pluto-run-solely-by-small-time-prisoners-and-is-just-using-his-philantrophy-to-hide-the-fact-he-has-an-Elon-Musk-style-Lithium-mine-lightyears-away-in-outer-space-also-yes-space-travel-is-a-thing-roll-with-it. Since Shadowrunning is probably a viable thing, Inception could probably be a working concept. Damn you, Nolan-san, stealing my ideas from the past.
Wait wait wait, I'm gonna go on the left field for a second and dive into the prison industrial complex for a bit.
IS IT POSSIBLE or at least viable to have a planet that's ripe with minerals and solely mined by prisoners, and that the planet itself is already its jail, and that housing is practically just concrete buildings with windows and piss-stained bed sheets? Since we're turning the AnCap meter to 21, what if corpos ALSO allow businesses to be run on the planet? Are the prisoners even earning enough money to use money? Are the prisoners even allowed to use their cryptocurrency? Who cares? They get rent from the businesses anyway. And what if the planet just looks nice? Would other corpos open a resort for the ultra rich ALL WHILST a prison complex system is working on the other side of the planet? Hell yeah a literal economic segregation. Now we're talking.
Lmao a literal Gettho town indirectly built by the prison complex system. They'll probably have actual cities built for tourists but prisoners can't go into them because they're "prisoners". Hey, now we have a market for human smuggling for prisoners. AND a market for Shadowrunning in order to build new identities for said prisoners wanting to be smuggled out. A whole fucken package for em'. Maybe the shadowrunners can build aliases within the system so they could use the cryptocurrency in another identity. But wait, biometrics are needed to make transactions, right? What happens then? Actually changing your fingerprint? That's impossible, as they grow back, and there's a lot more to biometrics than simple fingerprints. What kinda shit will they pull to bypass this thing?
Okay that's all for my schizophrenia. What do you guys think? As in, how would cryptocurrency be applied, semi-realistically, in this AnCap as fuck dystopian universe? You guys definitely know more than me. Plz, unsmooth my monke brain, tell my how wrong I am.
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