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Bimbanana
Good day Mr. Hans. I'm an orc. A 6'5" orc with six-pack and asthetic facial feature that radiates wisdom. In case one day you want to draw me.
Pleasure to make your acquaintance
Bimbanana
Are you following me to the gym?
Pennywise
Pennywise
I was already built!
Its just that no one noticed it under my loose costume....
Bimbanana
Bimbanana
Because the gym staff reported there's someone else using my membership
ShrimpShady
Maybe I've just been living in savage third world chicken wing poverty, but I think wingstop's really good
Pennywise
Pennywise
I wish humans had wings...
sleepandeatallday
I woke up early today at 5 cause my sister's school's alarm wouldn't stop vibrating.... ugh! Woke me up! That's why I never sleep next to her!
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SRB
SRB
Why is she waking up at 5 to go to school? Just how far away is it???
sleepandeatallday
sleepandeatallday
Nah, her school starts at 7 but she wanted to 'study' in the morning so she set up the alarm and slept through it. She claims she will wake up early to 'study' but never does
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CinnaSloth
The world continues to tell me to get preggers,
"Have cute little demonic babies" ...
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Bimbanana
Bimbanana
Mmm mmmh

*sribbling while nods approvingly with a happy blushing smile
SRB
SRB
:blob_hmm: Why demonic babies? Shouldn't they be normal... well, unless the deal with the devil you made was about wild s-[Gets shot]
CinnaSloth
CinnaSloth
:blob_nom: that's a -question. lol

I don't think anything i do is/would be considered normal.
i doubt my kids would be any closer to normal than I could.
Assurbanipal_II
🐈 Dear Meowiary,
today I might have recruited an orc as a reader. The process is still pending, though doubts persists as to whether he is literate. The extent orc education system remains unknown to me, but as he seems to lead some kind of army he must have some kind of education, I suppose. So, we will see. I will hope the best.
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