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ShrimpShady
Used to be a giant Pink Floyd fan in highschool before growing out of classic bluesy rock in general, but now I'm rediscovering just how beautiful of a man David Gilmour was in the early 70s. Insane face card on him

No homo
ShrimpShady
ShrimpShady
TW: FRENCH


Boy if I was a gay British man in the 1970s
Alski
Alski
You heard it here first folks, shrimp wants to be pegged by David Gilmour.
ShrimpShady
ShrimpShady
Wow did you really just peg me as a raging homosexual
Agentt
The comment section is much more honest this time about gooning to the artist's post.

@sleepandeatallday if you say this one is just cute and not hot, I think you are just not into women, my girl...

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Agentt
Agentt
Wow, I haven't had my first alcohol yet-

Still a baby, I have friends from Philippines who had their first alcohol at the age of 13 since that's the legal age there
Agentt
Agentt
Oh I am not saying she is a serial killer. i hate serial killers.

I am saying she has the ability to kill me specifically.
Agentt
Agentt
Her killing other people would be a turn off. I don't want to share.
Agentt
Wa, that's so blindingly white!
Hans.Trondheim
Bimbanana
I see that you have decide to join as my secretary there. Well, welcome aboard.
Now lets start with something simple. Coffee.

Would you want me to make your coffee with or without sugar? Or perhaps milk?
Hans.Trondheim
Fucking hell, every damn time I post a new thread, someone else would follow within an hour or two. And my post would soon be buried into oblivion. But when I don't post, the threads at the main page rarely moves.

What the hell people? Am I being sabotaged? 🤣😂😆

(This is just a joke.)
Hans.Trondheim
This Filipino takeout food store named "Taste of Joy" tastes anything but joy.

Wonder how they got the name when the food sucks.
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Hans.Trondheim
Hans.Trondheim
I mean, my tolerance for ugly-tasting food is high, but damn...this store takes the cake for the most bland, ugly-tasting food experience I had recently.
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Alski
Alski
Its the taste of joy the owner gets when you realise he sold you shit :blob_uwu:
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NotaNuffian
For the first time, I finally used the baby wet wipe for its intended purpose; wipe other human's feces off the ground.

After stepping onto it no less.
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Iamnotabot
Iamnotabot
The monkey has strike again
Failnot
Failnot
It's so over
NotaNuffian
NotaNuffian
My first handwash had gotten the smell off.

I only stopped washing my hands and feet thrice afterwards.

And then there were my shitty footprints.
Agentt
Darling there is this game level I am having trouble with q.q

I hate it when games don't have a skip level feature q.q

I wanna know the plot so bad but I can't proceed unless I master double jumping q.q
CinnaSloth
What is your web zoom at? Do you keep it at 100%??
I have mine at 67%
yea 6 7 ha. anyway. 100% is insanely huge on my screen..
(counting all of you on mobile TOO. -because monkey)
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