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I found and switched to my sisters old phone. Good thing my sister is the type of person to buy a new phone when it comes out. Now I can be cheap and not spend money!!! I love it when I don’t have to pay.
Trying to write while you have a head cold be like...
Miranda fought with her daggers. She did a flip. Jeremy watched with wonder in his wow. She hit one and it fell down on the [can't think of word, come back later]. And then there were somethings happen over there n Jeremy went to stop it but he didn't have his axe and he said "(dozes off for fifteen minutes) And then Miranda did a flip.
I've been working on a post apocalyptic smut anthology, but then I realized that the protag is basically the same in each story. So I'm gonna rework it into a single series 🤷‍♀️

Im like that guy that loves futa but for a different thing. What im saying is that I have a type
Just woke up now, 11am, when I should be at school by 8am. Thanks for my asshole co-teachers for keeping me awake the entire night for nothing. And they still have the gall to say what I'm doing is easy.

I will swing a chair or a table or a laptop to their faces if I hear something bad about me later. My patience is already thin for motherfuckers.
If you were on a coin, the coin would be a penny. Spend them wisely.
Shammi I am going to nom nom nom you, how can you trust that eye monster
I have just been paid. I make $60 every two weeks. I am a broke bitch. I still want to buy a custom engraved silver round with my alien character on it. I'm really thinking it over right now. Do I want to buy more snacks and drinks, or do I want to buy the silver round?
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