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Bimbanana
Dear diary,
Today i made friends with two cats and a clown. Both cats smell nice like flowers. The clown smell nice also, like ice cream even though i can smell a faint blood also somehow.
But they're nice and fun! And promise me cookies!
They said we're going to play and conquer a giant ball called the world together!
I love ball! Woof!
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Yesterday, I took a break from anything, because full day I was on the road.
And today, I just looked this, and somehow it got this many viewers suddenly, who the f share it
Alski
Alski
you won the shorts lottery, now you just need to remember the numbers to do it again.
sleepandeatallday
Catto tell me! Are you seriously Agentt's wife!? You said yes! Blink twice if you need help?
sleepandeatallday
[Searching for henchmen to help me in world destruction domination]
Salary: negotiable
Requirements: I'm the boss! Must obey my directions
Job benefits: free cookies and donuts, flexible hours, a boss that can stab your enemies
sleepandeatallday
Psst! Do you want some fancy Swiss grass?
*peeks from a shady dark alley*
sleepandeatallday
A year ago I tried to learn Russian from duolingo... now a year later... it's either that green owl is useless or I am.... and it's certainly not me! So all I know in Russian is... how to pronounce hello. Privet. привет
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sleepandeatallday
sleepandeatallday
That's all I know! I had a 80 day streak! That green owl is useless!!!
SRB
SRB
If you wanna learn any language, you need to speak with the language speakers. So, in this case, you should come to Russia and talk a lot.
sleepandeatallday
sleepandeatallday
I did plan to go to Russia for college, but mom was too overprotective so it's stalled.
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NotaNuffian
Damn me, the "Equipment Slot" craze is back in CN.

Context: MC got equipment slot cheat, which allows him to shove different shits in them for different bonuses such as "improve handsomeness (Charisma +1)", "turn into a kamen rider (Rider Kick!)" etc.

The previous problems of this genre is either the MC is obsolete or the cheat is.
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