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Y'know that linkedIn meme I posted earlier?
It's real. <--
You're welcome.

4am.. The things I wake up to.. wtf man..

Hi guys!

Chapter 18 of my novel Nowhere to Run has been completely rewritten! Added a bunch of stuff and streamlined it a bit! Now it reads much better! I'll leave the link below if you wish to take a look.

My ceiling light stopped flashing on and off over and over again on its own when a bible got touched to it.

Hiiiii princess!!

Moo Principle # 543 - BEEP! BEEP! *explodes

I remember there was a time where the Plot, “I have a non magical weapon while everyone else have magical weapons but I win with pure skill.” Was really Popular in anime.

Moon Orchard Log Entry #10:

Certain cloud trees display agitation via high frequency vocalizations when other trees bear fruit of similar size and density.

Despite no observable harm or resource competition, it is surmised the trees interpret repetition as a form of spreading disease.

Further study in progress.

Tonight on SHF seems particularly chaotic and lively.

Moo Principle # 542 - vroooom vroooom, vroooom vroooom, wheeeee, beep beep. Vrooom vrrooooom!

I suck at speaking/writing. Also english not my first language. And writing suck at conveying tone (joking/unserious/serious/angry).

Reminder : I dont hate you pangmida.

Thanks @pangmida for granting me the title of Honorary White Asian Girl.
I'm proud of being recognized for my obsession with soy sauce, chopsticks, copious amounts of chinese web dramas, including my love of chinese actors and teaching myself toddler basics in mandarin.


#proudchineseweeb

Happy Birthday, Rei!

Oh boy, I can't wait to see what everyone on SHF is up to right now~!
*I was then shot 57 times*

Monkey > Become anime pfp
Quack > Become anime pfp

While everyone now turned into pang(pfp)-zombies !
Wtf is going on?!!!!??? Is there a zombie apocalypse while i was sleeping and animals arent infected by it ?!!!???