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Kid: [Girl], Let’s make babies! [Girl]: When? Kid: When we’re grown-ups. [Girl]: OK Kid: I want to be the dada, and [Boy] can be the...

Grandpa: *points at wet spot on side of house and a fresher wet spot under tree* I think we have an animal. Me: I know which animal made...

That explains the picture below this post.

I am no engineer. I just slap shit together and let God figure it out. So far it has been rather successful.

Only the ones you can catch that is... The secret is to use a big rock...

The government doesn'twant you to know this. but the animals in he zoo are free

Sometimes I go to the local zoo. Sometimes for fun. Sometimes I come home with a new animal. Most of the time my new pet tastes good, as...

Transform into a woman and oil up for me pookie. I'll be there in 10 minutes, and you are about to get the pounding of your life. (for...

WAH!

Up there is the best post...

thanks again, I'll go fetch myself a set of different liners ^_^