You have broken the system.

[Ai-chan]

Ai-chan would like to remind everyone that this thread was posted to Writing Prompt section. Therefore, all the replies should be in the form of a story or poem.

OP, if these answers are what you were expecting, please put such threads in General Chat next time.

Stop smoking crack.

Die

I forfeit to Crabzilla, he's too powerful

Make me

You know, this is uncannily similar to a novel I was planning to write. A girl would be reincarnated as a crab alien, in a pre-cambrian planet, and she would do an epic journey to rise as the dominating species of said planet. But no Truck-kun, she would die hit by a meteor while camping.

Well, if I need to murder Crabzilla, and I have no allies, why would I murder Crabzilla? We should become allies.

Challenge him to a game of chess

 

[J_Chemist]

Now y'all done it. Summoned the real Crabzilla.

Firmly grasping my situation, I would henceforth grind into the long hours of the night. Day in and day out with little rest aside from sleep and feasting. My claws would be sharpened and honed through the violent acts of splitting fish and shell, slaying all who dare exist within too close a proximity and reducing them to neigh but fuel for my growth and girthy meals.

All to prepare myself for the final bout, a dance of the ages. However, I will grow so powerful that it will not be me who fears them. But they will know my name. And they will fear Me.

 

[Lloyd]

Ai-chan would like to remind everyone that this thread was posted to Writing Prompt section. Therefore, all the replies should be in the form of a story or poem.

OP, if these answers are what you were expecting, please put such threads in General Chat next time.

Mine was a poem