You come across a woman dancing on the street

[Ellieporter]

You come across a woman dressed in all black, dancing happily in the middle of the street wielding a large kitchen knife on her right hand.

She stops dancing after noticing you and sports a smug grin with a finger raised across her face, moving it side by side.

"Tsk. Tsk. Tsk." The woman said. "You have to pass by me, in order to get home right?"

 

[Lloyd]

 

[Sweetmeat]

 

[Deleted member 54065]

You come across a woman dressed in all black, dancing happily in the middle of the street wielding a large kitchen knife on her right hand.

She stops dancing after noticing you and sports a smug grin with a finger raised across her face, moving it side by side.

"Tsk. Tsk. Tsk." The woman said. "You have to pass by me, in order to get home right?"

You forgot to put in the Hans" Route: Get a grenade and--

Oh, wrong thread.

 

[Echimera]

What if I want to dance with her?

 

[Syringe]

Wait, wasn't this an actual thing too? I remember seeing a video/news report about it. I used to think it was an urban legend but it turns out it was real.

 

[RepresentingSilence]

Tell her to go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Dance with the woman to start a public dance routine.

 

[Zinless]

Can I dance with her instead?

 

[georgelee5786]

Sprint since God gave me a +50% speed bonus whenever I'm fleeing crazies, and a +75% bonus when I'm fleeing responsibility

 

[HelloHound]

ask her on a date to see why she's so obsessed with me (25% chance of getting stabbed)

 

[SirDogeTheFirst]

If I have my phone to call 911, can I also use it as a ranged weapon to increase my chances of beating her? This old thing I use is heavy as hell, one good throw has the potential to knock her out.

 

[Deleted member 58005]

I'd give her a big hug

 

[BigBadBoi]

I'll just turn 360 degrees and walk away

 

[PancakesWitch]

where's the option where you dance with the woman? feels like all these answers were writen by an incel

 

[Kalliel]

I would apologize.

 

[Cipiteca396]

Didn't we already do this one?

 

[RepresentingPride]

Walk past her saying "I'm too lazy to do this shit, if you wanna stab me do it right so I can't get up again, it would be tiring otherwise."

 

[NotaNuffian]

Giggity.

I will get stabbed.

Giggity.

 

[Deleted member 1244]

"Tsk. Tsk. Tsk." The woman said. "You have to pass by me, in order to get home right?"

OMG, ask for an autograph, I always wanted to meet Britney... and promise to read her biography "one of these days".