Wish Granting Immortal Treasure Artifact

[AYM]

You've assembled the Legendary Six Colors Finite (Spirit) Stones to form the Mythical Limited-But-Sensible-Wish-Granting Immortal Treasure Artifact, the Not-Completely-Without-Restriction-But-Grants-Your-Desires-At-Acceptable-Success-Rates Gauntlet.

With a snap of your fingers, all of your heart's desires can be granted (within reason (when you snap, there is statistically a 0.000002% chance you will die from disappointment (using this gauntlet means you waive your right to sue this treasure artifact)))

What will you wish for (you aren't allowed to wish for a better wish gauntlet because that will make it sad) ?

 

[Corty]

Whenever someone has a violent thought (physical or not) and then intends to act upon it, he gets shock therapied. Hard.

 

[AYM]

Whenever someone has a violent thought (physical or not) and then intends to act upon it, he gets shock therapied. Hard.

>Every "Junior, you dare?" leads to Heavenly Tribulation
>Every "Courting death!" leads to Heavenly Tribulation
>Every auction leads to Heavenly Tribulation
Daoist @Corty, you may have unknowingly doomed my entire realm ?

 

[Corty]

>Every "Junior, you dare?" leads to Heavenly Tribulation
>Every "Courting death!" leads to Heavenly Tribulation
>Every auction leads to Heavenly Tribulation
Daoist @Corty, you may have unknowingly doomed my entire realm ?

Good. Can I also add that it counts as violent if they knowingly cause harm to others, be it physical or not? So all the gaslighting and lying mofos get fucked too?

 

[MasFaqih]

I wish my fur to be more white.

 

[AYM]

Good. Can I also add that it counts as violent if they knowingly cause harm to others, be it physical or not? So all the gaslighting and lying mofos get fucked too?

Every violent thought means (within reason) eighteen micro bolts of Heaven's wrath directly striking the head.

I wish my fur to be more white.

It will be 10% whiter after you take a bath.

 

[ElijahRyne]

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You've assembled the Legendary Six Colors Finite (Spirit) Stones to form the Mythical Limited-But-Sensible-Wish-Granting Immortal Treasure Artifact, the Not-Completely-Without-Restriction-But-Grants-Your-Desires-At-Acceptable-Success-Rates Gauntlet.

With a snap of your fingers, all of your heart's desires can be granted (within reason (when you snap, there is statistically a 0.000002% chance you will die from disappointment (using this gauntlet means you waive your right to sue this treasure artifact)))

What will you wish for (you aren't allowed to wish for a better wish gauntlet because that will make it sad) ?

The elimination of capitalist contradictions and the establishment of a worldwide workers state.

 

[AYM]

The elimination of capitalist contradictions and the establishment of a worldwide workers state.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

For people to stop collecting my balls for wishes.

 

[BearlyAlive]

Let's do this the worst way possible and copy the plot of one of the worst and most morally questionable movies about wishes and I'll wish that everyone gets their wish granted. There's no way this could go wrong in real life, so there's absolutely no way things could go wrong in a world full of megalomaniac murder-hobos...

 

[AYM]

For people to stop collecting my balls for wishes.

Dragon balls are no longer sought after because one cultivator had miserably choked on a pair (they were not well-done).

Let's do this the worst way possible and copy the plot of one of the worst and most morally questionable movies about wishes and I'll wish that everyone gets their wish granted. There's no way this could go wrong in real life, so there's absolutely no way things could go wrong in a world full of megalomaniac murder-hobos...

Everyone's wishes are granted (within reasonable limits (everyone succeeds slightly more often)).

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I wish my vampy mommy goddess will bite me in my sleep tonight. ?

 

[AYM]

I wish my vampy mommy goddess will bite me in my sleep tonight. ?

Your vampy mommy girlfriend bites you goodnight.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Your vampy mommy girlfriend bites you goodnight.

I wish it will snow in my house tonight

 

[AYM]

I wish it will snow in my house tonight

It snows in your castle. The temperature of your room is now 16c (Source: Trust Me)
Your vampy mommy goddess builds a snowbat (Source: Not lying but you don't need to look)

 

[MasFaqih]

Every violent thought means (within reason) eighteen micro bolts of Heaven's wrath directly striking the head.

It will be 10% whiter after you take a bath.

 

[GlassRose]

I suppose I'll wish for the end of humanity.
Interpret that as you will.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

That my wife's LAM is curred, the damage to her lungs are reversed undoing all the scar tissue preventing her from breathing, and that she is happy and healthy.

For myself, I wish to live one second longer than her, so she doesn't have to mourn for me.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

I want ALL the jade beauties.

 

[SRB]

I wish for more limbs.