Which animal are you afraid of?,you can name from all animal groups.

Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk

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There are animals i hate or i'm afraid because meeting or coming across them is dangerous.
Hippopotamus:I don't know of you but those guys kill many people than lions in my country,there is 90% of dying when you encounter them and they are very fast on land.
Hyena: Yeah i simply hate them,they are dirty and laugh like shitheads,98% of dying when you encounter them especially during night time and they eat you alive.
 

TheEldritchGod

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Let's be blunt here. You guys are terrifying.

You can lose half your blood and stay alive. You hunt by simply following whatever you want to kill until it simply falls over exhausted then you stab it a lot. You eat EVERYTHING. If it fits in your mouth, you try it. You usually watch someone else try it first and if they die, you usually laugh.

There are plants that evolved some of the powerful toxins on the planet which you nut jobs then started to grow in bulk because "you like how it makes your mouth tingle."

Your stomach is full of acid that if it were stored anywhere else the government would declare it a class three chemo-hazzard.

All the animals you might list off as something that makes you skittish, your race has a policy of hunting down and killing "man killers" not because killing a human makes them more dangerous. That's a myth.

You do it out of SPITE.

There is no environment you have not defeated. There no Part of the planet you have not touched. There are 8 billion of you and chances are you could fit 40 billion on the planet without any effort. Your body regularly develops mutations that become cancer, but you immune system just sucks it up and eats it for breakfast because for any other animal, that's a death sentence. For you guys,

It's Tuesday.

You aren't the strongest, fastest, or toughest. You just simply outlast everything else and often never even give what ever you want dead an enemy to fight.

What the hell do you have to be afraid of?
 

Peter3135566

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Hayena are scary to be near yea.... but somehow the thing im scared of the most is that type of algea that grows off the sides of old peirs and brigdes and such, back in school i even had nearly one year of terepy style swimming thingy just to be able to go in and out of the water in enything with sligtest amoumt of algea without getting the most bizzare panic attack. Id rather be touchd by octopus then be touchd by a 2cm long algea... even im confused why. -edit : this is the third time i discover i misstyped some letter... ffs-

Other scary lifeform... those gellyfish near australia? The sound of a tiny little near impossble to see thing in the water that can kill me just by us happening to be at the same place and end up touching... bbrrrr!
 
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Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk

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Hayena are scary to be near yea.... but somehow the thing im scared of the most is that type of algea that grows off the sides of old peirs and brigdes and such, back in school i even had nearly one year of terepy style swimming thingy just to be able to go in and out of the water in enything with sligtest amoumt of algea without getting the most bizzare panic attack. Id rather be touchd by octopus then be touchd by a 2cm long algea... even im vonfused why.

Other scary lifeform... those gellyfish near australia? The sound of a tiny little near impossble to see thing in the water that can kill me just by us happening to be at the same place and end up touching... bbrrrr!
Yeah... jellyfish are kinda of scary... especially those ones with poison sting.
@Woolen_Bat_Monkey Someone is scared of you?.
Now we know one of your weakness.
 

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Monkeys.

People have zero clue on how cruel they can be. They need to shove this inside their brains "They have inherited the worst traits of humans and while being a beast they do not just hunt to eat." They understand your antics AND they do not hesitate in wreaking havoc with that knowledge.


Do not frolick with a wild monkey, no matter how tame and calm it looks. Keep your hands and kids out of their way, all it takes is one swipe and your life is upside down.
 

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Monkeys.

People have zero clue on how cruel they can be. They need to shove this inside their brains "They have inherited the worst traits of humans and while being a beast they do not just hunt to eat." They understand your antics AND they do not hesitate in wreaking havoc with that knowledge.


Do not frolick with a wild monkey, no matter how tame and calm it looks. Keep your hands and kids out of their way, all it takes is one swipe and your life is upside down.
@Woolen_Bat_Monkey Someone is scared of you?.
:blob_popcorn:I smell an interesting drama~
 

Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk

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Monkeys.

People have zero clue on how cruel they can be. They need to shove this inside their brains "They have inherited the worst traits of humans and while being a beast they do not just hunt to eat." They understand your antics AND they do not hesitate in wreaking havoc with that knowledge.


Do not frolick with a wild monkey, no matter how tame and calm it looks. Keep your hands and kids out of their way, all it takes is one swipe and your life is upside down.
This is interesting,two people are already afraid or primates in the thread.
I'm seriously so deadly afraid of bedbugs, almost nothing scares me more. I'd rather fist fight a tiger than deal with that, at least the tiger would be quick.

I find other bugs endearing though, snakes and other traditionally scary ones are chill too
Well bedbugs just make you a blood bank hehe.
 
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