Writing Things that only Tyrants, Evils, and Criminals would say to their Victims before the Crime?

[LilTV1155]

What are things that only Tyrants, Evils, and Criminals would dare say to their Victims?

Like the local duke's son who abuse his power by propositioning and seizing peasant women from the villages as concubines?

Tyrants who want to possess someone for being too beautiful? What if that someone is already married?

Criminals who want to kidnap their targets and attempts to lure their victims to their places?

Give your best quotes and make it sound like a nasty perv or the most evil villain.

By nasty perv, I meant the one that sound like an obsessed, infatuated, and a rapist criminal or a pedo criminal. I have a reference if you guy like to try out: Caligula.

 

[Irl_Rat]

"My dad's a lawyer," - actual human being that I've met. He was not being ironic.

 

[DarkeReises]

"As my subject, I already own your body. Do you think your husband will care when there's a blade to his neck?"

shrug idk

 

[ElijahRyne]

“Take off your clothes or I will report you to your manager.”
- Karen Karenson 202x

 

[SakeVision]

Nothing, because they don't recognize their victims as human beings, just obstacles.

 

[Anon_Y_Mousse]

"Where did you hide the key to your sex dungeon?!" - Victim
"Check under your foreskin." -Villain

 

[RepresentingSilence]

"we're losing patience" "get the shot or else" "this isn't about your freedoms" "my butts been wiped" "inhaling young girls hair* I love those barrettes in her hair"

 

[HyperiousTheSun]

"Rejoice, for you are no longer a virgin."

 

[Vnator]

"My dad's a lawyer," - actual human being that I've met. He was not being ironic.

Sad in how true that is.

The rest of you just make me feel gross after reading your responses, so good job! I guess...

 

[Representing_Tromba]

"here, here! Your ruler has come to take what is already his." -evil ruler
"Please don't take my daughter. she's all I have left." -Peasant man
"I didn't come for her. I find you to be much more delectable." -Evil ruler as he licks his lips
"oh... good thing I was prepared!" -peasant man before ripping off his clothes to reveal leather straps and assless chaps.
"..." -evil ruler who doesn't know what to say to this
"Father, why were you wearing that under your clothes?" -a very concerned daughter

 

[BlackKnightX]

“Congratulations, miss. You’ve been granted the right to be one of my concubines. Such privileges are hard to come by. You should be proud,” he said with a smirk on his face.

(He acts and talks like a gentleman, but his motive is shit. Now, that’s the scariest one~ ?)

 

[Representing_Tromba]

"Rejoice, for you are no longer a virgin."

"Finally!" replies a very old woman who had been hoping for this

 

[LostLibrarian]

"It's nothing personal"

 

[Representing_Tromba]

"Where did you hide the key to your sex dungeon?!" - Victim
"Check under your foreskin." -Villain

"what foreskin? I was circumcised at birth." -Victim

"It's nothing personal"

"I don't know. Feels kind of personal to me"

Sad in how true that is.

The rest of you just make me feel gross after reading your responses, so good job! I guess...

don't worry. I'm doing my part to make them either funny or significantly worse.

 

[Anon_Y_Mousse]

"what foreskin? I was circumcised at birth." -Victim

"I don't know. Feels kind of personal to me"

Welp, better head to whatever jar that was stored in if you want the key.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Welp, better head to whatever jar that was stored in if you want the key.

"Actually, it's around my wife's finger. Got it turned into a wedding ring."

 

[OokamiKasumi]

Have you seen--
The Evil Overlord's Handbook?

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

 

[Anon_Y_Mousse]

"Actually, it's around my wife's finger. Got it turned into a wedding ring."

"Wait so THAT was what I ate?"

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I'd like to have you for dinner.

 

[Armored99]

was expecting at least one ligma joke.