AncestorDuck
Yours Truly, Senior Duck.
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To this day, I thank God for deciding to skip school on that fateful day.
What happened, you might ask yourself?
Well, sit down, and let me tell you.
A boy, let's call him Kevin, watched Naruto the previous night and saw that one move from Kakashi.
You see, Kevin was a special boy and thought he just had to try it in real life. That being said, he told his friends, and together, they crafted a so-called master plan.
During the break, they walked up to an underclassman. One of Kevin’s friends grabbed the kid and held him down on a table tennis table. The boys from my class stood around, fully aware of what was about to happen.
Kevin walked up, took aim, and bam! Finger goes in. The poor kid collapsed onto the table tennis table.
A teacher saw everything, and, well… everyone involved was sent straight to the principal’s office. The old man didn’t find it funny at all and started suspecting everyone who had even the slightest connection to the incident.
The next week, I found myself alone in class with twelve girls. And man… it was tough. Not as hard as it was for them trying to explain to their future boss why they were suspended for sexual harassment, though.
All I did was sit on a windowsill during break, and the window happened to be open. That was it. I didn’t go in or anything, I just sat there.
What happened, you might ask yourself?
Well, sit down, and let me tell you.
A boy, let's call him Kevin, watched Naruto the previous night and saw that one move from Kakashi.
You see, Kevin was a special boy and thought he just had to try it in real life. That being said, he told his friends, and together, they crafted a so-called master plan.
During the break, they walked up to an underclassman. One of Kevin’s friends grabbed the kid and held him down on a table tennis table. The boys from my class stood around, fully aware of what was about to happen.
Kevin walked up, took aim, and bam! Finger goes in. The poor kid collapsed onto the table tennis table.
A teacher saw everything, and, well… everyone involved was sent straight to the principal’s office. The old man didn’t find it funny at all and started suspecting everyone who had even the slightest connection to the incident.
The next week, I found myself alone in class with twelve girls. And man… it was tough. Not as hard as it was for them trying to explain to their future boss why they were suspended for sexual harassment, though.
My school was a bit special... I got suspended for breaking into the school.
All I did was sit on a windowsill during break, and the window happened to be open. That was it. I didn’t go in or anything, I just sat there.
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