SwallowForm
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- Nov 8, 2024
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@Sola-sama, Sub-Sahara Africa is proud of you and thanks you for your meritorious contributions.
Because of your forward-thinking vision, humanity eradicates world hunger by 2035 and achieves world peace by 2065. Sub-Sahara Africa becomes a world power by 2030.
Because you uploaded your piss trickshots onto YouTube.com from forty-six different burner accounts, billions of viewers were inspired by your bravery to defy Big Toilet oppression.
Because of your valor, our civilization was inspired to re-imagine our water systems green, clean, self-purifying, and self-sustainable.
No longer will the powerless be subject to the whims of the mighty. No longer will the impressionable child be societally shamed from, "Hey, you can't pull your pants down and urinate in the public water fountain."
Nay, the child will learn to dream. To dream of competing in the new category of the international Olympics, the Olympic Watersports. Categories include recycled piss drinking, recycled piss swimming, 720-degree piss trickshots, and many more.
Thank you, @Sola-sama, for steering humanity in the right direction. You are the captain of humanity, and generations upon generations of future Sub-Sahara African children will continue to expect glorious things from you in the future. /s
Because of your forward-thinking vision, humanity eradicates world hunger by 2035 and achieves world peace by 2065. Sub-Sahara Africa becomes a world power by 2030.
Because you uploaded your piss trickshots onto YouTube.com from forty-six different burner accounts, billions of viewers were inspired by your bravery to defy Big Toilet oppression.
Because of your valor, our civilization was inspired to re-imagine our water systems green, clean, self-purifying, and self-sustainable.
No longer will the powerless be subject to the whims of the mighty. No longer will the impressionable child be societally shamed from, "Hey, you can't pull your pants down and urinate in the public water fountain."
Nay, the child will learn to dream. To dream of competing in the new category of the international Olympics, the Olympic Watersports. Categories include recycled piss drinking, recycled piss swimming, 720-degree piss trickshots, and many more.
Thank you, @Sola-sama, for steering humanity in the right direction. You are the captain of humanity, and generations upon generations of future Sub-Sahara African children will continue to expect glorious things from you in the future. /s
