So I Finally Found The Grave Of The Guy Who Beat Me Into A Coma

TheEldritchGod

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Turns out the guy who beat me into a coma died 14 years ago. Who Knew? Finally found out where he was buried. You know what? I still have the baseball bat he used to beat me into a coma. He left it in the underbrush. I found it a week later. Didn't do any good, his family had too many connections, but I still have the bat. I was thinking of writing a note to Bryan, putting it in waterproof plastic, rubber banding the letter around the bat, and leaving it on his grave on Memorial Day. That's in two weeks. My plan is to put it on his tombstone, take a picture, and make it into my phone's wallpaper.

Because every time I'm feeling down, I can just look at my phone, and I'm sure I'll start smiling again.

But before I do this, I just wanted to ask everyone a very important question.

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... Good? I'm not quite sure the response you want but I'm just gonna go ahead and say banana? ?
 

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... Good? I'm not quite sure the response you want but I'm just gonna go ahead and say banana? ?
No. I mean, Is there something I'm missing? Like, I don't see how this could come back to bite me in the ass, but you know, I might not be thinking clearly here. The guy did drop dead at the age of 39 while jogging. I didn't kill him, but, hey, don't want people thinking I did it.
 

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The guy already dead, so there's no way it will get back to you, or did you believe that he will become zombie and eat you or something?.
 

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No. I mean, Is there something I'm missing? Like, I don't see how this could come back to bite me in the ass, but you know, I might not be thinking clearly here. The guy did drop dead at the age of 39 while jogging. I didn't kill him, but, hey, don't want people thinking I did it.
I mean I don't see this coming back to bite you unless one of his family members are on this site and sees this. Do what you gotta do I guess ?
 

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The guy already dead, so there's no way it will get back to you, or did you believe that he will become zombie and eat you or something?.
Well, I always thought he was in organized crime of some sort, considering how the police basically ignored everything he did. I think he got assassinated and it just got written off as a "heart attack". The dude was built like a brick shithouse. Like how many people at 39 drop dead while jogging? On the side of a backroad with no witnesses? I'm not worried about zombies. I'm worried I'm missing something.

So, I ask you guys and go, "I'm not missing something obvious, am I?"
Depending on what the grave marker and location is I’d either smash it, piss on it, steal it,or spray paint and deface it. Where I live there is no cameras or foot traffic around cemeteries at night so it’d be an easy task.
I thought bout the smashing, but no. I have no beef with his wife. If anything, I'm afraid she was being abused. It's a join tombstone so I'm not going to take it out on anyone else. Piss on it? Well... ya know... :blob_whistle:

Anyrate. I'll check back later. Got work to do.
 

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Well, I always thought he was in organized crime of some sort, considering how the police basically ignored everything he did. I think he got assassinated and it just got written off as a "heart attack". The dude was built like a brick shithouse. Like how many people at 39 drop dead while jogging? On the side of a backroad with no witnesses? I'm not worried about zombies. I'm worried I'm missing something.

So, I ask you guys and go, "I'm not missing something obvious, am I?"
If it's like that, it's more likely he was in some crime syndicate, and somebody killed him and cover it with something like heart attack. It's more like he has been killed by his own colleague.
 

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Turns out the guy who beat me into a coma died 14 years ago. Who Knew? Finally found out where he was buried. You know what? I still have the baseball bat he used to beat me into a coma. He left it in the underbrush. I found it a week later. Didn't do any good, his family had too many connections, but I still have the bat. I was thinking of writing a note to Bryan, putting it in waterproof plastic, rubber banding the letter around the bat, and leaving it on his grave on Memorial Day. That's in two weeks. My plan is to put it on his tombstone, take a picture, and make it into my phone's wallpaper.

Because every time I'm feeling down, I can just look at my phone, and I'm sure I'll start smiling again.

But before I do this, I just wanted to ask everyone a very important question.

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Congratulations! Mock the man’s tombstone mercilessly! No such as respect for the dead who had tried to beat you dead while alive! No down side whatsoever! You do you!
 

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Someone will have to clean the grave, so they'll find the note.

As long as it doesn't have anything that leads directly back to you though, it should be fine. Otherwise there might be a few awkward conversations about it.
 

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I don't see any reason why this would have any downsides. Sounds like you'll maybe get some closure.
 

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Morally, you shouldn't do it.

Technicly, you can do it.

Personally, i'll do it too.
 

TheEldritchGod

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The down side is harboring a grudge and bitterness that continues to affect you even after his passing.
Nah. You see, it wasn't just him. It was him and his gang. But the thing is, I don't really care about the others. You know why? 1989 Brian graduated. In 1990, I went back to HS in 12th grade, only 3 bullies in his group were left in school. First time they messed with me, I took them on 3 on one and basically sent all them off for medical treatment. They stopped fucking with me for the rest of the year. It wasn't until the summer when Brian came back that I got jumped.

Everything started with him, everything continued with him, everything ends with him. I mean, it's been over for a while now, but by sheer chance I finally found out where he is buried. I was always gonna return that baseball bat, it's just I was going to use it to bash his skull in. Bastard died before I had a chance.

If it's like that, it's more likely he was in some crime syndicate, and somebody killed him and cover it with something like heart attack. It's more like he has been killed by his own colleague.
Another possibility is someone else he beat the crap out of came after him. Clark basically went insane from Brian's bullying, got committed to a hospital, and eventually killed himself. I mean, when you are that much of an asshole, someone is bound to want you dead. But yeah, it occurred to me might be organized crime.

Someone will have to clean the grave, so they'll find the note.

As long as it doesn't have anything that leads directly back to you though, it should be fine. Otherwise there might be a few awkward conversations about it.
Well, I have no intention of lying.
Which is also why I only have a grudge against him. You see, I know he had other collaborators, but you know, getting beaten into a coma, messes with your memory. I am not certain who else was involved or specifically what they did. If I don't know 100% what someone has done, I have no intention of making any accusations.

Bryan? Oh. I got a decade of BS from that guy.

You could always add your own two cents to the inscription like this guy did.
Why?
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That's from the tombstone. What Do I need to add? This is true. When he died, he made the world a better place. This is what makes me think he was abusing his family. DEAR GOD, who would put this on a loved one's tombstone unless you secretly hated the guy? I mean, yeah, it SOUNDS nice, but the more you read it, the more you start to think... wait a minute... Are they talking about BEFORE they died, or AFTER they died?

I would have said, "Every day he left the world a far better place than he found it." That means you actively improved it. Not, "I made a few people happy at some point, which might be when they collect my life insurance."
 
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