SCRIBBLEHUB MOVIE NIGHT

[Avakrael]

Since i'm the inventor | I'll pick the movie tonight​

Let's talk about the movie together below

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Haven't seen it, but the old commercial guy goes in.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

I have watched the trailer and I have come to the following conclusion that this is what the movie is about without even watching it.

I love the part where the Marvels all yelled 'when our powers combine, you become Captain Planet!' and then Don Cheadle used his green mullet to turn everyone into trees. Then Galadriel Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Targaryen (GEDDRWT) faced off against the german-orcs, "We have the mightiest armies in all of middle earth! What do you have that could defeat us?" Incelron just cracked his neck and said, "Magic, Mutherf*cker." Then Frodo said, "Crap. we're gonna need a bigger ring." so Gandalf told the Ents "run forrest run!" Then Don Lemonlas said, "We Haz RANGS!" while wearing T-shirt that read, "Ask Me About My Translucent Agenda." Then all the N*zis got blown up when the Gay Engola dropped two nukes: Body-Positive Man and Little Transboy.

While the part where chewspocka transitioned during his witcher training was inspiring, true and real, I was in tears when he said, "It's witching time." I also believe that the part where Lenny Henry's performance as a literal cell phone ringing in every scene was a meta commentary about how modern entertainment is simply watch the fuckin' show you bigot, and so was yet another Oscar worthy performance and we should give more reparations to black people. Specifically I want to watch him have sex with my wife from the closet.

I want to watch from the closet. My wife isn't from the closet. Although if she came out of the closet, that'd be fun to watch as well. My wife isn't a 12 year old boy I have tied up in the closet. I certainly don't make him scream "I've A Tempest In Me!" while I sodomize him. You can't prove anything. #EpsteinDidNothingWrong

My favorite part was where Peter Pansexual picked up the detached hook and said “This hook is literal perfection”. To which Wendy snatched it away from him and said, “It will be….once it fits a woman!" Then Wendy Bit off her own hand, stuck the hook onto the bloody stump, and abruptly turned into Will Smith before she slapped the living Chris Rock out of Peter while shouting, "KEEP MY BROTHERS' NAMES OUT YOUR F**KING MOUTH!!" I thought it was rather daring to have Wendy not only be transexual, but transracial and I loved it because otherwise I'd be a sexist Racist.

All Game of Thrones scholars agree that the scene where Rhaenyra whispers in Celeborn's ear “I hate pee on the toilet seat when I go to use it.” and then disconnects the machine that keeps him alive, perfectly delivered George JRR Martin's message of hope and healing for all wahmankind. Then Galadriel jumped into the ocean with Dory and started singing, "Just keep swimming."

I have to admit, I did not like the part where the authot race swapped the ents. Ents are clearly White Birch, but those ents were OAK. Remember, Arboreal Pollen is Tree ejaculation, so the Ent orgy counts as interracial and should have the appropriate tags. Although they redeemed themselves when Scott Bakula quantum leaped into T(reebeard)'Challa. I was taken off guard when GEDDRWT and Rey Palpatine arrived in Wakanda to fookin scissor, and a white man said "we don't do that in here" and Rey replied, "are you Shuri about that?"

My favorate part would have to be when Gandalf said, "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Morgoth? I thought not. It's not a story the Valar would tell you. It's a Maiar legend. Melkor was a Dark Lord, so powerful and so wise he could use the Silmarils to influence the Great Music to create life... He had such a knowledge of the unseen world that he could even keep the ones he cared about from losing their Facebook accounts if they posted the N-word. The dark side of the unseen world is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice became the Dark Lord Incelron. Ironic, he could save others from living in their parent's basement, but not himself."

Where upon a stoned Captain Marvel said, "Dude, where's my precious?"

I loved the ending where Ursula said “Ahh, so you think darkness is your ally? But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already an octopus, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!” Then She-Hulk said, "You either die a Hero or live long enough to see yourself become the Crustacean." And then Halbrand said, "YEW TUKE ARR JERBS!" and Kicked a Harfoot into a well while shouting, "THIS. IS. NUMENOR." But Then Ursula Replied, "I am INEVITABLE!!!" only for Ariel to impale her with the boat while saying, "And I am all the Jedi! ... On a Boat."

As Ursula died she croaked, "The Sea... Is always... Right..."

Then perked up, "And the sea shops exclusively at Amazon. Use The 'IAmAllTheJedi' code to get a ten percent discount on all your Amazon purchased items for one order." THEN she finally died.

I laughed, I cried, I kissed 18 bucks goodbye.
10/10 Would edge to it again.
Much Stunning. Much Bravery.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I have watched the trailer and I have come to the following conclusion that this is what the movie is about without even watching it.

I love the part where the Marvels all yelled 'when our powers combine, you become Captain Planet!' and then Don Cheadle used his green mullet to turn everyone into trees. Then Galadriel Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Targaryen (GEDDRWT) faced off against the german-orcs, "We have the mightiest armies in all of middle earth! What do you have that could defeat us?" Incelron just cracked his neck and said, "Magic, Mutherf*cker." Then Frodo said, "Crap. we're gonna need a bigger ring." so Gandalf told the Ents "run forrest run!" Then Don Lemonlas said, "We Haz RANGS!" while wearing T-shirt that read, "Ask Me About My Translucent Agenda." Then all the N*zis got blown up when the Gay Engola dropped two nukes: Body-Positive Man and Little Transboy.

While the part where chewspocka transitioned during his witcher training was inspiring, true and real, I was in tears when he said, "It's witching time." I also believe that the part where Lenny Henry's performance as a literal cell phone ringing in every scene was a meta commentary about how modern entertainment is simply watch the fuckin' show you bigot, and so was yet another Oscar worthy performance and we should give more reparations to black people. Specifically I want to watch him have sex with my wife from the closet.

I want to watch from the closet. My wife isn't from the closet. Although if she came out of the closet, that'd be fun to watch as well. My wife isn't a 12 year old boy I have tied up in the closet. I certainly don't make him scream "I've A Tempest In Me!" while I sodomize him. You can't prove anything. #EpsteinDidNothingWrong

My favorite part was where Peter Pansexual picked up the detached hook and said “This hook is literal perfection”. To which Wendy snatched it away from him and said, “It will be….once it fits a woman!" Then Wendy Bit off her own hand, stuck the hook onto the bloody stump, and abruptly turned into Will Smith before she slapped the living Chris Rock out of Peter while shouting, "KEEP MY BROTHERS' NAMES OUT YOUR F**KING MOUTH!!" I thought it was rather daring to have Wendy not only be transexual, but transracial and I loved it because otherwise I'd be a sexist Racist.

All Game of Thrones scholars agree that the scene where Rhaenyra whispers in Celeborn's ear “I hate pee on the toilet seat when I go to use it.” and then disconnects the machine that keeps him alive, perfectly delivered George JRR Martin's message of hope and healing for all wahmankind. Then Galadriel jumped into the ocean with Dory and started singing, "Just keep swimming."

I have to admit, I did not like the part where the authot race swapped the ents. Ents are clearly White Birch, but those ents were OAK. Remember, Arboreal Pollen is Tree ejaculation, so the Ent orgy counts as interracial and should have the appropriate tags. Although they redeemed themselves when Scott Bakula quantum leaped into T(reebeard)'Challa. I was taken off guard when GEDDRWT and Rey Palpatine arrived in Wakanda to fookin scissor, and a white man said "we don't do that in here" and Rey replied, "are you Shuri about that?"

My favorate part would have to be when Gandalf said, "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Morgoth? I thought not. It's not a story the Valar would tell you. It's a Maiar legend. Melkor was a Dark Lord, so powerful and so wise he could use the Silmarils to influence the Great Music to create life... He had such a knowledge of the unseen world that he could even keep the ones he cared about from losing their Facebook accounts if they posted the N-word. The dark side of the unseen world is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice became the Dark Lord Incelron. Ironic, he could save others from living in their parent's basement, but not himself."

Where upon a stoned Captain Marvel said, "Dude, where's my precious?"

I loved the ending where Ursula said “Ahh, so you think darkness is your ally? But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already an octopus, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!” Then She-Hulk said, "You either die a Hero or live long enough to see yourself become the Crustacean." And then Halbrand said, "YEW TUKE ARR JERBS!" and Kicked a Harfoot into a well while shouting, "THIS. IS. NUMENOR." But Then Ursula Replied, "I am INEVITABLE!!!" only for Ariel to impale her with the boat while saying, "And I am all the Jedi! ... On a Boat."

As Ursula died she croaked, "The Sea... Is always... Right..."

Then perked up, "And the sea shops exclusively at Amazon. Use The 'IAmAllTheJedi' code to get a ten percent discount on all your Amazon purchased items for one order." THEN she finally died.

I laughed, I cried, I kissed 18 bucks goodbye.
10/10 Would edge to it again.
Much Stunning. Much Bravery.

Still better than Green Lantern.

 

[RavenRunes]

I have watched the trailer and I have come to the following conclusion that this is what the movie is about without even watching it.

I love the part where the Marvels all yelled 'when our powers combine, you become Captain Planet!' and then Don Cheadle used his green mullet to turn everyone into trees. Then Galadriel Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Targaryen (GEDDRWT) faced off against the german-orcs, "We have the mightiest armies in all of middle earth! What do you have that could defeat us?" Incelron just cracked his neck and said, "Magic, Mutherf*cker." Then Frodo said, "Crap. we're gonna need a bigger ring." so Gandalf told the Ents "run forrest run!" Then Don Lemonlas said, "We Haz RANGS!" while wearing T-shirt that read, "Ask Me About My Translucent Agenda." Then all the N*zis got blown up when the Gay Engola dropped two nukes: Body-Positive Man and Little Transboy.

While the part where chewspocka transitioned during his witcher training was inspiring, true and real, I was in tears when he said, "It's witching time." I also believe that the part where Lenny Henry's performance as a literal cell phone ringing in every scene was a meta commentary about how modern entertainment is simply watch the fuckin' show you bigot, and so was yet another Oscar worthy performance and we should give more reparations to black people. Specifically I want to watch him have sex with my wife from the closet.

I want to watch from the closet. My wife isn't from the closet. Although if she came out of the closet, that'd be fun to watch as well. My wife isn't a 12 year old boy I have tied up in the closet. I certainly don't make him scream "I've A Tempest In Me!" while I sodomize him. You can't prove anything. #EpsteinDidNothingWrong

My favorite part was where Peter Pansexual picked up the detached hook and said “This hook is literal perfection”. To which Wendy snatched it away from him and said, “It will be….once it fits a woman!" Then Wendy Bit off her own hand, stuck the hook onto the bloody stump, and abruptly turned into Will Smith before she slapped the living Chris Rock out of Peter while shouting, "KEEP MY BROTHERS' NAMES OUT YOUR F**KING MOUTH!!" I thought it was rather daring to have Wendy not only be transexual, but transracial and I loved it because otherwise I'd be a sexist Racist.

All Game of Thrones scholars agree that the scene where Rhaenyra whispers in Celeborn's ear “I hate pee on the toilet seat when I go to use it.” and then disconnects the machine that keeps him alive, perfectly delivered George JRR Martin's message of hope and healing for all wahmankind. Then Galadriel jumped into the ocean with Dory and started singing, "Just keep swimming."

I have to admit, I did not like the part where the authot race swapped the ents. Ents are clearly White Birch, but those ents were OAK. Remember, Arboreal Pollen is Tree ejaculation, so the Ent orgy counts as interracial and should have the appropriate tags. Although they redeemed themselves when Scott Bakula quantum leaped into T(reebeard)'Challa. I was taken off guard when GEDDRWT and Rey Palpatine arrived in Wakanda to fookin scissor, and a white man said "we don't do that in here" and Rey replied, "are you Shuri about that?"

My favorate part would have to be when Gandalf said, "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Morgoth? I thought not. It's not a story the Valar would tell you. It's a Maiar legend. Melkor was a Dark Lord, so powerful and so wise he could use the Silmarils to influence the Great Music to create life... He had such a knowledge of the unseen world that he could even keep the ones he cared about from losing their Facebook accounts if they posted the N-word. The dark side of the unseen world is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice became the Dark Lord Incelron. Ironic, he could save others from living in their parent's basement, but not himself."

Where upon a stoned Captain Marvel said, "Dude, where's my precious?"

I loved the ending where Ursula said “Ahh, so you think darkness is your ally? But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already an octopus, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!” Then She-Hulk said, "You either die a Hero or live long enough to see yourself become the Crustacean." And then Halbrand said, "YEW TUKE ARR JERBS!" and Kicked a Harfoot into a well while shouting, "THIS. IS. NUMENOR." But Then Ursula Replied, "I am INEVITABLE!!!" only for Ariel to impale her with the boat while saying, "And I am all the Jedi! ... On a Boat."

As Ursula died she croaked, "The Sea... Is always... Right..."

Then perked up, "And the sea shops exclusively at Amazon. Use The 'IAmAllTheJedi' code to get a ten percent discount on all your Amazon purchased items for one order." THEN she finally died.

I laughed, I cried, I kissed 18 bucks goodbye.
10/10 Would edge to it again.
Much Stunning. Much Bravery.

Ah. One of 'those'.