Roast Thy Character

[Supperset]

An old game used to play in school.

Context: Two characters, Alex and Denver, are walking down a road, looking for a lost coin.

Note: You can decide their age, gender, shape, size, outfit, scenario, etc.

Rules: No abuse, no religious inclusion, no family inclusion, no third character inclusion. You can change the names, but there must only be two characters. Also, do not comment outside of your established narration.

Challenge: Write a short or long prompt (scenario or poem, your decision). Roast these characters in interesting ways.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

Two young men were walking down the road, one of them flipping a coin.
"Heads."
"Heads."
"Heads"
The other, Alex, sighed, then noticed something in the road before them: "Hey, Denver?"
"Heads. That's 142 times in a row. What?"
"Look, there in the road, what is that?"
Denver squinted his eyes. "Looks like an IED."
"Don't be silly - we're miles away from the nearest war zone. Or do you mean an IUD?"
"Now who's being silly?" was the only reply, other than another coin flip. "Heads."
Alex shook his head, and walked towards the partially buried object - which, being in fact, an Improvised Explosive Device, detonated at his approach. Flames shot out everywhere, roasting the two young men to a nice toasty black color.

 

[Supperset]

Two young men were walking down the road, one of them flipping a coin.
"Heads."
"Heads."
"Heads"
The other, Alex, sighed, then noticed something in the road before them: "Hey, Denver?"
"Heads. That's 142 times in a row. What?"
"Look, there in the road, what is that?"
Denver squinted his eyes. "Looks like an IED."
"Don't be silly - we're miles away from the nearest war zone. Or do you mean an IUD?"
"Now who's being silly?" was the only reply, other than another coin flip. "Heads."
Alex shook his head, and walked towards the partially buried object - which, being in fact, an Improvised Explosive Device, detonated at his approach. Flames shot out everywhere, roasting the two young men to a nice toasty black color.

Wow ? ? that's a literal roast.